All right! *rubs hands* Finally it's a new day! And the sun is smiling back at me
. Happy!
Hum hum... Deserted island insanity aside, I first drink what's left of the water. And by drink, i boil it and add some aspirin in it to make some foamy tea...
Then, as HK just got up and the sudden blood rush goes straight up to my brain, i rip off a piece of my shirt to make a tourniquet... around his eyes and knock him down, because he must not see what I'm about to do to him for i am not responsible to what happens to him after the operation. That's right, It's
Dr.Black jack time, b****!
I pick up some makeshift scapel out of sharp rocks and proceed to open up his wounds. I dive down my needles (which are actually very small branches) deep inside his veins to stop the bleeding. Then i proceed in removing his larynx, lungs and
Parotid gland. All that from his side! Then i proceed by replacing extra parts inside him and quickly replaced his larynx with a plastic bottle that was floating about at the sea, his lungs with those of a bear Hk hunted before and replace his Parotid gland with those of a wolf. I patched it all up with a smiley face.
As for the leg wound, i used up some wolf fur to replace the skin it should graft on it's own... right?
"Man... my head... Hey Doc... what happen to me?"
"Well, Hk my friend... I've good news and bad news..."
"Hit me with the good stuff firt, doc"
"You know have the guts of a bear and you can howl and drool like a wolf! You're by official governmental paper work as "Half feral"! Welcome to team Jacob"
"AWESOME! ... Dare i ask, what's the bad news?"
"You're now a hermaphrodite...
DOCTOR LIEN AWAY! *runs away*
WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!"
Hey schimmel, can i... "Fix"... Links or is he doomed to his blood addiction fate... And what of Hammy the talking hammer? Please tell me it's back at rick roll camp!