Drop what you're doing...

[De-Ting]

Because it's TheJx4's birthday.

Holy crap, right? This guy's like 12 now, or something. Or 1,200, I don't remember.

He's got documentation...Happy birthday!

 

[Lien]

Hey nice timing TheJx4, the pope just resigned! There's a job opening for ya. How are you at driving the pope mobile?

Happy birthday!

 

[MattAY]

Happy Birthday Jx4!

An asian rap girl...to go with your rappy music.

Make the video, then make love, then video yourselves making love! ENJOY!

 

[Wes]

Hey nice timing TheJx4, the pope just resigned! There's a job opening for ya. How are you at driving the pope mobile?

Happy birthday!

If he's really 12 he'll have a hell of a lot of molesting to endure to make it to the tippity top of the catholic church.

Happy Birthday

 

[UrbanMasque]

Happy Bday young R&B king!

 

[cyberjim2000]

Happy Birthday, Jx4

 

[UghRochester]

If I drop my PS3 controller, I wouldn't be able to wish him a happy day, property.

 

[Optimus-Crime]

Drop what you're doing...

because I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that you're used to.
I look funny, but yo I'm making money, see, so whole world hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round, I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessy you got on ya shelf, so just let me in-tro-duce my-self.
My name is Humpty. Look, this can go on all night, so instead I'll just say Happy Birthday Jx4. Hope you got busy in a Burger King bathroom!

 

[Sourdeez]

Happy birthday

 

[Paradox]

It seems like rap is the unifying theme here. So, happy birthday. Here's an Insane Clown Posse album:

 

[UghRochester]

Did DWTC hack your GR profile?

 

[used44]

Is he still around? Hope so. Happy Birthday, man!

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Who?

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Happy Birthday, you scamp.

 

[WickedLiquid]

Happy Birthday.

 

[LinksOcarina]

Here is a bling cake then, so you can get crunk tonight.

 

[danielrbischoff]

Happy Birthday dude!

I guess I'll let him know on Twitter.

 

[TheJx4]

Well...um....I'm flattered. But...my birthday is Friday...

Nonetheless, I really appreciate this guys. I'll be sure to email you all virtual slices of cake. I'll unfortunately be 17.

See you in another 5 months!

 

[Sourdeez]

FINE I TAKE IT ALL BACK!



.....Ill take Mattays gift with me. You can have her back on Friday.

 

[TheJx4]

With fries please.