The Stalfros Experiment (Chat Thread)

[Bazooka56]

Smashingly. What would you like to talk about Bazooka?

Hmmmmmm. Oh I know!! The quality of computer porn. You can really find some sweet stuff in the Internet. Any kind of porn you like! Better than dorcel. But suprise its full of deadly viruses. I really need to find an old computer so I can watch without real damage.

P.s 20th page Yay

 

[Uver]

I had a dream where I was in jail and really needed to pee, so I peed in the cassette openings to a boombox because my cell didnt have a toilet. I filled the thing up! Then I woke up and had to pee, so I went to sleep again hoping for more crazy dreams.

 

[Trippysmurf]

Trippy... is White-noise Canadian? Or like... was that just part of the dream?

I believe she is Canadian, yes.

Also, you don't need passports to go to Canada, do you? I know you don't need them for Mexico...

Or was that also just part of the dream...

I have no idea. Remember, I also thought that she was automatically close to the border of New Hampshire, as well as us casually taking a drive from Miami to New Hampshire in a minute.

Am I reading too much in to this?

I had a dream with a cute Canadian girl in it, and I talked about websites. So yes.

And that's it.

Disappointing.

Maybe it means you should make a website about white-noise.

I don't make websites, I just advice people on how to make them better. Also, even I think that's a bit creepy.

 

[tigerlily521985]

Random... because I am tired and can't be bothered to read everything you people have written since the last time I looked in this topic.

I got to play a djembe drum today for like an hour and a half! It was awesome!

 

[LinksOcarina]

why did you play a djembe drum for an a hour and a half? Just because you are so awesome?

 

[KoalaRainbowPoop]

this too is random, but i just got batman r.i.p. deluxe edition, and i was wondering, who else read it? liked it or hated it? and wtf is with the red and black mumbo jumbo, i just don't get the idea behind that.

 

[Chris_Crime]

I had a dream where I was in jail and really needed to pee, so I peed in the cassette openings to a boombox because my cell didnt have a toilet. I filled the thing up! Then I woke up to realise I had just peed my bed.

fixed

 

[madster111]

Hmmmmmm. Oh I know!! The quality of computer porn. You can really find some sweet stuff in the Internet. Any kind of porn you like! Better than dorcel. But suprise its full of deadly viruses. I really need to find an old computer so I can watch without real damage.

I have 1664 images and 304 videos, downloaded from all corners of the internet, including 4chan & extremely dodgy fetish sites.
Not a single virus.

Go buy some decent antivirus, fool.



On the dream subject, 2 nights ago i had a dream where i was a bowling pin, then i went on a massive adventure with a bowling ball and a chicken, and at the ending, i got eaten by the bowling ball.

 

[LawnGnome]

I had a dream the other night that my best friend and I started an old-timey gentlemen's dueling society that used taser guns & cattle prods instead of flintlocks & swords. Very steampunk & very classy. If I had the money I might try to start one up in real life.

 

[MattAY]

I always have shitty real life dreams! The other night I remember I had a dream about playing cards with my friend Annie. How. Fucking. Boring!

 

[Bazooka56]

I have 1664 images and 304 videos, downloaded from all corners of the internet, including 4chan & extremely dodgy fetish sites.
Not a single virus.

Go buy some decent antivirus, fool.

I got a good anti-virus Mr-T. So does that mean no more pay per view porn on the TV?
And for the dream subject, after playing for 3 hours straight the Nazi Zombie mode on CoD 5 I saw a dream which I was in my house and it was full of guns and zombies were coming out of nowhere. When the zombie was going to eat me I woke up.

 

[tigerlily521985]

why did you play a djembe drum for an a hour and a half? Just because you are so awesome?

It was a team building exercise for work. We split into three "tribes" learned three beats and then each tribe played a beat and the two guys in charge started and stopped us as we went along so we made songs. It was probably the coolest thing my compnay has thought of so far.

Since most of you are discussing dreams... I haven't really had a vivid dream in a while. It's kind of weird. Every now and then I will get a good one, but I can't remember the details like I normally can.

 

[Trippysmurf]

I went through a period where I wasn't remembering my dreams. Than I stopped getting high before bed, and the dreams came back.

Koala - I really don't read DC. I've been keeping my eye on Blackest Night, but mostly because I think its stupid.

Mattay - Is Annie cute?

 

[Bazooka56]

I rarely remember good dreams but almost always bad dreams. I rememebe i a dream I had when I was 6... a rock fell on my bet friends head and he was going to die. Unfair isn't it.

 

[MikeyVassallo]

It is just bizarre to me that White-noise is asian, cute and from Canada... because we already have one of those.

Judy-.

 

[Affen]

Damn, I always think to myself in the morning "better write this dream down, it were quite awesome" and them I'm like "Ehh I'll do it later". By then I don't remember anything about it.

 

[Bazooka56]

Why the hell does everyone post 3 second after I posted!?

 

[MattAY]

Trippy - Annie is very cute. She has been my dream girl for over 3 years. I'm a pussy at asking girls out. I've been in the friend zone for a looooong time.

Also, I think I can accept two hot, cute, Asian Canadians.

 

[Trippysmurf]

I understand. And then you don't want to risk ruining one of your best friendships because of something stupid.

But at the same time, most of the best relationships are formed from two close friends.

Do you guys ever hang out just the two of you?

 

[Insectavamour]

i resemble the worm which crawls through dust