The Stalfros Experiment (Chat Thread)

[Wes]

Alright I guess I'm going to have to blow some minds here.


-Pepperoni (for all you trendy hot topic kids)
-BBQ chicken
-Spicy Italian Sausage
-Bacon Crumble
-Red Peppers
-BBQ sauce

 

[Bretimus_v2]

The only thing more trendy than pepperoni is Hawaiian pizza (pineapple and Canadian bacon). I love chicken alfredo pizza, and brisquet and BBQ sauce pizza.

 

[LawnGnome]

Nothing beats a high-quality plain cheese pizza.

BBQ sauce pizza, along with being totally wrong, is the reason the terrorists hate us.

 

[Trippysmurf]

There is a gourmet pizza place down the road from where I work. I feel self-conscious when I go there because I'm wearing flipflops and a geeky tee, and everyone in there has a Mercedes.

Anyway, they have the Dulce e Picate: Cheese pizza with figs, honey and jalapenos. Its a great snacking pizza, but the honey makes it too sweet to gorge upon.

 

[MattAY]

Wes all those toppings make my mouth drool.

Out of curiosity, ever had them all at once?

 

[tigerlily521985]

Oh, if we are talking crazy cool pizzas, some of my favorites that my mom makes are the spinach artichoke dip pizza, the italian special (tomatoes, onions, ricotta, spinach on a white base), the bacon cheeseburger pizza, and one we used to make at this one shop I worked at which had bacon, beef, pepperoni, sausage, ham, shredded chicken wings, buffalo sauce and barbeque sauce. chicken broccoli and chicken parm pizza is good too.

I love food.

 

[MattAY]

So your mum is hot, cool and makes ridiculously awesome pizzas?

I have to say, she is top on my GR mum banging list.

 

[LinksOcarina]

Man, are we all MILF hunters?

 

[Longo_2_guns]

MILF hunting is the second most dangerous game, right after Telekinetic Bears, but more dangerous than German Laser Hawks.

 

[Green_Lantern]

Who isn't??

 

[NickKmet]

what about genetically modified earthworms longo? I hear those can be a real bitch. Though, MILF's can be dangerous.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Dude, they're earthworms. They're slow, squishy, and they can't even hurt you.

 

[NickKmet]

dude....come on....that's what they said about lizards....and then godzilla blew up everyone.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

The difference is that lizards have legs.

And mouths.

And aren't worms.

 

[NickKmet]

but genetically engineered....you know. really fucked up. and pissed off.

 

[MattAY]

What about sharks with fucking laser beams attached to their heads?!!

 

[madster111]

Who needs Godzilla?

Goanna. Try one of those bastards on for size if you ever piss them off.
Venomous, Extremely fast, Very sharp teeth+claws, and can grow to over 2.5m (8ft) in length.

 

[Rakon]

Venomous, Extremely fast, Very sharp teeth+claws, and can grow to over 2.5m (8ft) in length.

Sounds like my ex-wife. Zing!

 

[WickedLiquid]

What about sharks with f****** laser beams attached to their heads?!!

12 thumbs up MattAY. TWELVE....THUMBS....UP!

 

[madster111]

^....

You're ex was 8ft tall?