So apparently I'm going to Hell....

[schimmel]

Stal is going to hell for painting his red door black

I'm going to hell for disagreeing with the Amish on building schematics.

 

[shandog137]

Schimmel is going to hell for addressing Stal in a post.

I am going to hell for a family reunion.

 

[yorky]

shandog's going to hell because he doesn't rinse and repeat.

I'm going to hell because I repeat before I rinse. (But mostly because of where that phrase takes my mind.)

 

[LinksOcarina]

Yorky is going to hell because animals don't go to heaven.

 

[schimmel]

Links is going to hell for not saying why he's going to hell
penis penis penis penis penis penis (an homage to Longo)
I'm going to hell for what's in between these lines

 

[jivesc00ter]

Schimmel is going to hell for the weather

i'm going for the company

 

[UrbanMasque]

Jive is going to hell because he didn't vote for me and FTG in the GR Showdown.

Im going to hell for browsing craigslist personal ads.

 

[Rakon]

Urban is going to hell because he says he's the token black guy whereas there's actually about 4 (that I know of)

I'm going to hell because I drown kittens

 

[DH_Ninja]

Rakon is going to hell for a jpg quality sig image.

I'm going to hell for blaming the devil for my short comings.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

DH is going to hell for being a murderous ninja.

I'm going to hell for being a drunken pirate.

 

[Trippysmurf]

Longo is going to hell for not sharing his two guns. Greedy bastard.

I'm going to hell because, like Longo, I too have dressed like a woman. Twice.

 

[miak757]

Trippysmurf is going to hell for reasons even I can not pronouce.
I'm going to hell for creating a nuclear bomb. Twice.

 

[Briggsred]

Miak is going to hell for creating Goatse, and AIDS.

I'm going to hell for laughing at others tragedies, no matter how bad it can be.

And lets not forget what I do in the bathroom sometimes.....

 

[miak757]

(Ignore) When did I create Goatse? I know I created Aids but I know for a fact I didn't create Goatse.

 

[UrbanMasque]

maik is going to hell for not following the rules of the thread!

I'm going to hell for not making the rules of this thread more CLEAR!

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Longo is going to hell for not sharing his two guns. Greedy b******.

I'm going to hell because, like Longo, I too have dressed like a woman. Twice.

First, then I would be Longo_1_gun. And that is boring.
Second, pics?

Anywho, Urban is going to hell for lustin' after the white women.

I'm going to hell for worshiping the Robot Devil.

 

[MattAY]

Longo is going to hell because he sunk my battleship.

I'm going to hell because I had a threesome with an underage nun and God's mum.

 

[schimmel]

Actually, MattAY you're only going to hell because you didn't ask God's permission to do that.

I'm going to hell for fantasizing about capitalizing on the swine flu and claiming to be sick so I can play my PS3 all day.

 

[UghRochester]

Schimmel you're going to hell because you disagree with the Amish on building schematics.

I'm going to hell because my mom said so

 

[MacFarlane]

Miak is going to hell for creating Goatse, and AIDS.

Shortly after, I stole the formula and created super aids. It's like regular aids, but keeps repeatedly headslamming you in the wang 24/7.

I think Rochester'll be going to hell because his mom and I persuaded the crap out of the devil to put him in there.

I suppose that and the whole atheism thing are why I'm going to hell.