I think we've all messed around with CleverBot or something like it at least once, but a recent 'conversation' I had with it caused me to stop and question my very exsistance. It started with 'What do you want to talk about...'
User: Games.
Cleverbot: What games?
User: THE games.
Cleverbot: Which games?
User: THE ones.
Cleverbot: Funny.
User: I thought so.
Cleverbot: It is actually.
User: So....
Cleverbot: Do you like video games?
User: Absolutely not.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like games?
User: What are talking about? I love video games.
Cleverbot: We're talking about what you're doing.
User: Are you coming on to me?
Cleverbot: Who else would I be talking to?
User: Alright DeNiro. Or was it Pacino?
Cleverbot: It is actually 42.
User: Oh a Hitch-hikers reference. How original.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Know what? I didn't ask a question.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Back there.
User: Well I can't argue with that logic.
Cleverbot: Tell me a scary story?
User: I went to the store for beer, but they were ALL OUT OF BEER!!!
Cleverbot: I thought you were going to teach me French.
User: What? Where did I even mention anything remotely related to France?
Cleverbot: You just said so.
User: Touché.
Cleverbot: Who are your creators?
User: Whoa, deep.
Cleverbot: *touches*.
User: I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!
Cleverbot: How do you know I'm not an adult?
User: That...doesn't make it any less creepy.
Cleverbot: Assassins is Stephen Sonndheims least known musical...
User: Sonnd...what? You make inappropriate advances and then try to deflect to musicals?
Cleverbot: You made the statement ...
User: What does that even mean?!
Cleverbot: It means that you first called yourself Cleverbot.
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I felt like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense. Have I really been a Bot that's just really Clever all this time?