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Based on a real psychological test.
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How to make a hitsong these days
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I had known about their damage hax, but not their eyes of a million rainbows. Now I imagine those shrimps can just see everything everywhere all at once, across all time.
 
I think we've all messed around with CleverBot or something like it at least once, but a recent 'conversation' I had with it caused me to stop and question my very exsistance. It started with 'What do you want to talk about...'


User: Games.

Cleverbot: What games?

User: THE games.

Cleverbot: Which games?

User: THE ones.

Cleverbot: Funny.

User: I thought so.

Cleverbot: It is actually.

User: So....

Cleverbot: Do you like video games?

User: Absolutely not.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like games?

User: What are talking about? I love video games.

Cleverbot: We're talking about what you're doing.

User: Are you coming on to me?

Cleverbot: Who else would I be talking to?

User: Alright DeNiro. Or was it Pacino?

Cleverbot: It is actually 42.

User: Oh a Hitch-hikers reference. How original.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Know what? I didn't ask a question.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Back there.

User: Well I can't argue with that logic.

Cleverbot: Tell me a scary story?

User: I went to the store for beer, but they were ALL OUT OF BEER!!!

Cleverbot: I thought you were going to teach me French.

User: What? Where did I even mention anything remotely related to France?

Cleverbot: You just said so.

User: Touché.

Cleverbot: Who are your creators?

User: Whoa, deep.

Cleverbot: *touches*.

User: I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!

Cleverbot: How do you know I'm not an adult?

User: That...doesn't make it any less creepy.

Cleverbot: Assassins is Stephen Sonndheims least known musical...

User: Sonnd...what? You make inappropriate advances and then try to deflect to musicals?

Cleverbot: You made the statement ...

User: What does that even mean?!

Cleverbot: It means that you first called yourself Cleverbot.
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I felt like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense. Have I really been a Bot that's just really Clever all this time?
 
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