Isn't anyone going to help me clean up?

[WickedLiquid]

Jeez what a mess you guys made at the party ysterday

Oh God, please tell me these condoms were used as water balloons?


I have to clean this up all by myself.... So I'll tell you what, if you help out you'll get a special gift by the end of the day! OOOOOOOO!

 

[Sightless]

*stops throwing leftover brownies onto the floor*

...

...Nah, I'm good here. I'm gonna nibble on my dry, dry scones. So crumbly!

 

[MattAY]

I'll help!

First of all the banning of Chris! Get the ugly job out of the wy right?
Rock, paper, scissors on who does it....

 

[Sourdeez]

I think there's a dead body in the tub. Should we melt it?

 

[Affen]

Clean up is the whole reason I don't host parties. Enjoy your mess!

 

[Sightless]

The body, not the tub, Sourdeez. We're gonna need some plastic.

 

[Lien]

Oh lord... all i remembered from last night was... Gatsby and... winter wrap ups?... oh sweet Celestia... bartender? Gimme another apple cider... need to wash this down...

 

[Optimus-Crime]

>tfw no tfw no gf thread

 

[Sourdeez]

>tfw no tfw no gf thread

Technosexuality evidently isnt openly spoken about here. :lol:


Keep the suit wicked. We need to cook when everyone leaves.

 

[Paradox]

Lein left a pony in the bathroom. It pooped. A lot. I just closed the door and walked away.

I sprayed febreeze on the furniture. It smelled like booze, weed and five types of dish liquid vomit.

I'll go sweep the kitchen floor. Mattay fell asleep on a pile of 3D mousepad breasts and someone gave him a 'makeover' in his sleep. Hair is everywhere.


Oh, and Optimus? 96, and I need to be your Facebook friend.

 

[danielrbischoff]

I got up, ate some cereal, exercised, and now I still feel like shit.

Still, I'll help liquid. *picks up a red cup*


.... Where do you want this?

 

[used44]

Did you seriously get drunk? Awesome. I had one beer.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

I didn't drink, but I did beat Dan at Mortal Kombat. So that was fun.

I think if he wasn't so tired and drunk, he would've performed better.

 

[danielrbischoff]

I didn't drink, but I did beat Dan at Mortal Kombat. So that was fun.

I think if he wasn't so tired and drunk, he would've performed better.

That and the game's been on my shelf since it launched.

Hey, I said it was a forum party, and it was

 

[Sightless]

I hear he also has performance anxiety, so I'm sure that doesn't help.


Oh fine, I'll help too. But only because everyone said they love me so much. At least this dish liquid is somewhat useful...
...Why are there so many sparkles?

 

[Longo_2_guns]

I didn't drink, but I did beat Dan at Mortal Kombat. So that was fun.

I think if he wasn't so tired and drunk, he would've performed better.

That and the game's been on my shelf since it launched.

I haven't played it since I played against Bret like a year ago. I just looked up everyone's special moves right as the match was starting.

 

[Optimus-Crime]

Oh, and Optimus? 96, and I need to be your Facebook friend.

sent!

 

[WickedLiquid]

That'll do pig.