Self-bump: Help Me Choose a Title

I've always felt it would be a little self-indulgent to make up my own status (I assume that's the name of the gray text under the names on here). I mean, I don't go by my given name on here (interesting story, my first given name was baby boy Yoshida or menino Yoshida), so I use my nickname. And it seems like a bit much to give myself a second nickname.

This is where you come in. Help me choose a status that fits. And fill a little more of my boring free time.

 

weilder of the mighty fruit roll-ups
the spatula that strikes at night
duct tape bondage queen
britney spears

 

Just find something awesome to quote.

 

How about "doesn't like immigrant workers"? Really, if I want to give you that you have no say in the matter .

 

I like "Bra-Zillian"

btw I want mine changed to "Tentacle Monster"

 

Consider it done!

 

Awesome. I freakin' love being Squidward.

 

Well, I was going to put "tentacle monster rapist".

 

ohh, ohh, can i be "he who lurks in the bushes" ?

 

Jesus. I should just make a topic for title change requests lol.

 

Japazilian...my friends chose that over Brapanese. These three are all in contention, we must see what the rest of you lot come up with.

Well, that's untrue, they're working just as hard as anyone else, as long as they're paying taxes I could care less. And if they're not, blame their bosses not them.

 

I know I was just being facetious .

Also, Japazilian.

 

...For I had TACO BELL for lunch!

Because your avatar was Dr. Orpheus and that's still what I always think of when I see your name

 

how about " lover of sharp stabby thinys"

 

can i have mine changed to " I Drank What?! " . thanks!

 

Daddio, I made this topic for requests:

http://www.gamerevolution.com/forum/vie ... hp?t=13948

 

I like Version 3 Imminent

You can also go with "Brazilian Wonder"