Leon Kennedy - Man, you had a damned good chance with Ashley there and you turned it down. You blew your chance, so... can I have a go?
Mario - Man, you've saved her how many times, and all she ever repays you with is cake and maybe, maybe a kiss on the nose? Let her go, man. In fact... Suggest her over to me, I'll uh... give her what she deserves with a nice, er... rousing game of Tennis?
Link - Dude, just say something! Goddamn.
Luigi - Hey, mind if I invite Daisy over for... a game of Tennis? Oh no, don't take me wrong, I don't mean to leave you out, I'm just only asking... for Daisy. Peach is coming too!
Nergal (Fire Emblem 7) - You're Ninian and Nils' father (or such is implied)? So does that mean... you actually porked a dragon? What the hell was that like? That must have been awkward, man.