If you could ask any video game character anything.

Zelda and Peach - Would it kill you to NOT get kidnapped?

Yoshi - Do the ladies like the tounge?

Every Video Game Character (minus the Sims) - How can you hold it so long?!
 
Mario: have you thought as a reward for saving the stupid princesses again and again to get like a Noble Rights like a Count or something instead of being a simple plumber?

Megaman: are you into Zero?

Guile (street fighter)and Paul Phoenix (tekken): how come your hair doesnt get messy on every fight?
 
Gordon Freeman: If I give you a cookie, will you do science to it?

Master Chief Petty Officer John, SPARTAN II -117: Hey bud, ah, I know this really great chick. She's tall, very fit, and hellbent on stopping a maniacal race of aliens exploiting nasty parasites. She's tough, independent, and has the flexibility to roll up into a ball half her size, man. Wanna meet her? But if you don't want a beam to the forehead, don't mention the name Justin around her. She really doesn't like that.
 
Arbiter: What happened to your optical cloaking? And don't give me that AVP bullshit line that "some human shot it with a pistol and now it don't work no more."
 
Master Chief- Can you take of he freakin helmet? I would like to see your face!

Link- if I ask you a question, are you gonna speak, or just grunt?
 
I would ask old snake - "why didn't you just pull the f**king trigger?"

Let's keep all references to spoilers of very recent games to a minimum. -used44
 
The 4-block stick from tetris - WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEVER SHOW UP WHEN I FUCKING NEED YOU
 
Duke Nukem - Where the hell have you been all these years? And as BBQs do you still say 'come get some'?
 

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