Kratos - Why are you so badass? Vincent Valentine - Would it kill you to smile? Wander (Ico, Shadow of the Colossus) - What did you say? Link - How many of you are there? Is it just you, or is it many yous?
Lara Croft - Are those real? Link - So...Are you androgynous or something? Snake - How did it make you feel to be replaced in your second PS2 outing by a guy almost as androgynous as Link that almost everyone hated? Tidus - What is with the Androgynous people, and really would it kill you to look a little less gay? Every JRPG Character - Man. How did you all become so emo and similar to one another?
Crash-Is that your name for a certain reason? Gabriel Logan- How does it feel to have a traitor in your organization? Mario- How does it feel win you fight Zelda? Any Terrorist- How does it feel to get shoot and die? Niko- How do you feel when you get done?
Ryu Hyabusa - How do you block bullets with a sword and what time frame does Ninja Gaiden take place in seems like nearfuturepastpresent. Naruto: Why did they make a manga around the cheesiest suck *ss ninja. You are the equivalent of a male Hinata. I hate you so. Ratchet: What drugs were developers on when they created your race...Lombox...WTF
Yo I would ask conan from Age of COnan if he cud give me all the best weapons and armor in the hole game! Then I wud be super leet and gank people 20 levels higher than me. Thanks CONAN!!!1
Lara Croft - do they ever get in the way of your 'tomb raiding'? Master Chief - are you going to be a while? Mario - ever get tired of killing enemies by jumping on their heads? Sonic - are you really blue because of how fast you run? Snake - how can one guy be so badass? Niko - will you ever kill that steroid fuelled douche? Altair - how was such a promising concept screwed up so spectacularly? (Not saying Assassin's Creed is terrible but it could have been so much better). Sam
Mario - So, have you done it with peach yet?!?!?!?! Ice Climbers - Why were you ever created? Sonic - Did you feel sorry for tails, and so that's why he's your friend?
Kratos-Ever tried anger management? Link-How many times are you gonna rescue Zelda? you would think that after the first time she would learn not to get into trouble