#60
Limbo
To call Limbo creepy would be putting it lightly. This puzzle platformer tells the story of a boy who wakes up in an eerie black and white world as he figures out where he is and how to save his sister. The game is full of jump scares as the boy dies, and dies, and dies. Trial and Error is necessary to navigate through this world of fatal traps. But the real fear comes from the unsettling atmosphere and overwhelming dread. If you missed out on this downloadable then you better make some space on your console.
GR’s Report Card
Chris_Hudak
A-
+ Brilliant overall audiovisual presentation
+ Entertaining, ever-evolving puzzles
+ Grim, grinning, uber-low-key, grisly humor
+ 'Replay value' of watching other players
+ Affirmation of the indie-game industry
+ Surprisingly solid, responsive, reliable physics
+/- Value aside, probably not a good 'fit' for Little Timmy
- There's more than a little inherent Try-and-Die
- Still a tad on the 'short' side
- Comes to an abrupt (and ambiguous) ending
#59
Left 4 Dead 2
ZOOOOOMBIES! Everyone loves zombies, except for the buzz kills, don’t mind them. Left 4 Dead continued the carnage from the first game; amping up the weapons and zombies. Just remember people are listening to you so don’t scream too embarrassingly.
GR’s Report Card
Jesse_Costantino
B
+ Co-op goodness
+ More weapons and zombies
+ Great setting
+ Fun alternate play modes
- Toned down AI Direction
- Cranked up difficulty settings
- Less tension
#58
Catherine
Catherine is one of those WTF games that is so weird you’d figure even Japan would think of it as odd… Meh, probably not. The game is heavy on the plot, and like other Atlus games it takes you by the hand and guides you through the story before you feel like you actually have any control. But, like other Atlus games, it’s got a great story to tell. You play as Vincent, a man caught in a love triangle with his girlfriend Katherine and his one night stand Catherine, all while suffering from bizarre dreams that involve you maneuvering your way through puzzle blocks in your underwear surrounded by talking sheep. WTF? What does it all mean? Play it and see!
GR’s Report Card
Nick_Tan
A-
+ Challenging block puzzles
+ Mature, provocative, dark story
- ...that could be better integrated
+ Branching paths, multiple endings
+ Excellent cel-shaded graphics
+ Contemporary
- Some control issues
#57
The Witcher
GR’s Report Card
Chris_Hudak
B
+ Dark, bleak style
+ Timed, anti-spaz combat
+ Convincing world
- Heap-big load times
- Some disjointed cinema/dialogue
- Some glitches
#56
Assassin’s Creed II
GR’s Report Card
Duke_Ferris
A-
+ Jaw-dropping beauty
+ Real historical figures and events
+ Great characters and story
+ Precise, exciting gameplay
- A.I. issues
- That damn, ugly HUD
#55
No More Heroes
GR’s Report Card
Jesse_Costantino
B+
+ Viscerally satisfying combat
+ Lots of style
+ Great sense of humor
+ Meta-gaming at its best
+/- Weird graphical issues
+/- Potentially annoying control problems
- Not to everyone’s taste
#54
Borderlands 2
GR’s Report Card
Nick_Tan
4.5/5
+ More improvements than you can shake your fist at
+ Speedier movement and loading times
+ Retains tongue-in-cheek humor
+ Added abilities for weapons and accessories
+ New slag element encourages teamwork
+ Badass tokens and Claptrap storage works across characters
+ Proficient cel-shaded graphics
- Designed more as Borderlands 1.5
- Issues with "fight for your life" state
- What happened to the zoom stat?
#53
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
GR’s Report Card
Danielrbischoff
B+
+ The journey...
+ The fighting...
+ And the visuals...
- ...are hampered by poor cameras
- ...and poor frame rates.
+ Completely validates Castlevania in 3D
#52
Dragon Age: Origins
GR’s Report Card
Nick_Tan
A-
+ Enhanced classic BioWare gameplay
+ Epic storyline and personable characters
+ Tactics system
+ Lots of conversational humor
+ Rich culture, history, and religion
+ More than 50 hours of content
+/- Pristine graphics, for the PC at least
+/- Class-based combat is rigid
- Unpolished in spots
#51
Donkey Kong Country Returns
Are you ready to go Ape for video games? Hahahaha… hahah. Ahhhh… (ahem) DKC Returns takes us back to the SNES days, you know, like every other friggin Wii game. But hey now, DKC was awesome-sauce, and if you think awesome-sauce is not professional you clearly don’t understand it is way too late for me to be writing this. Look, just don’t screw with a Gorilla wearing a tie.
GR’s Report Card
Josh_Laddin
A-
+ Gameplay is amazingly true to DKC
+ Visually charming world
+ New elements mesh with old
+ Tough as nails, like it should be
+ Completists will be busy for a while
+ Cool co-op
- …but no Diddy control in solo
- Where my Kremlings at?