Alcoholics

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  1. MattAY

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    Refill all her alcohol with water, coke and/or apple juice?

    When he's out, pin a big poster on his bedroom door saying, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!"

    Try Longo's idea of setting multipe alarm clocks at annoying hours in the morning and hiding them.

    ....you know, it's annoying for you now. But this could be tremendous fun for you if you think about it.
     
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  2. Icepick

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    We should all pitch in and buy Ugh a plane ticket, he can show up and disrobe infront of her, should kill her sex drive

    would be like GR's 10 year anniversary gift to you
     
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    hahahahahahaha.
     
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    Hey, before we start that idea, is the censoring for the forums disabled? I can say "fuck" without it being censored or using a way to bypass it.
     
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    Fuck off, that's why.





    Shit ass.
     
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  6. Icepick

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    I fucked a shit fucker in the bastard's fucking shitter
     
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  7. used44

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    Gotta love being an adult!
     
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    Yes.

    I mean fuck yeah.
     
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    I'm going to turn it on and off randomly throughout the next several years. And by randomly, I mean every three minutes. Starting... NOW!
     
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  10. Longo_2_guns

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    Oh man, that's too much work. Fuck that.
     
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    fuckity fuck fuck?
     
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    Holy shit...It's like these forums have turned a new leaf.
     
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    we all have locks on our doors so I cant go into her room - which is where she keeps the alcohol! And then I couldnt hid alarm clocks either...... i dont even think she keeps food in the kitchen. I havent actually seen her for a week now. I am waiting to see her to ask about my vodka. I did see my guy housemate tho and asked him about the other night and he was like what me? no it wasn't.... I said yeah look in my eyes are you lying, I heard you talking... no it wasnt me.... i think it was john (another housemate)
    im not so sure hes telling the truth :shock:
     
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    Dobby... do you live in a halfway home? People are worried is all.
     
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    Guys! There are CHILDREN on these forums!!

    By "kill" do you mean "enhance"?
     
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  16. Dobby2244

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    hahaha

    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! my housemates that are moving out, one of them has the room leading out to the garden, and its own bathroom on the ground floor, and Ive emailed the landlord asking if I could move in, and its mine!!!!!!!! ALL MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roll on 2nd September!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  20. Dobby2244

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    Hahaha

    Ps the sex noises next a door have started again! Ughhhhh
     
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