Who will be the first to do Playboy Magazine?

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Who will be the first to do Playboy Magazine?

  1. Britney Spears

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  2. Jessica Simpson

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  3. Christina Aguilera

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  4. Someone out of left field

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  5. A celebrity Male does Playgirl before a celebrity Female does Playboy

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  6. I'd rather read Truckin' Magazine, thank you beddy much.

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  1. Chris_s

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    ahhh, the time is almost here guys.

    Since the first day we laid our sweaty eyes on Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and the rest, we knew that one day at least one of these whores would be in Playboy Magazine (or worse).

    But who will go down first?

    Will it be:

    Britney Spears
    --With recently having given birth and getting married, Britney's music career was put on hold and she's found that she's lost her core audience. No, not the pre-teen girl crowd but the 20+ year old men audience she once owned. Is Playboy the answer for Britney Spears?

    Jessica Simpson
    --I went to Best Buy today to check out the new dvd releases and there it was, the final season of The Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica! Oh irony, you cad, you! Well Jessica is banging Johnny Knoxville now (or so says a one Mr. David Spade, who has never steared me wrong btw) so it's just a matter of time before a sex tape is leaked (yep, she's dumb enough). So Playboy is the obvious choice for Jessica, but will she do it? (or when rather)

    Christina Aguilera
    --You know, I think we all couldn't care less but I had to throw her in. I hate her hair, she looks uber skanky, and I've just never liked her too much to begin with anyhow. But Playboy would be a career booster, so there is a chance!

    Someone out of left field
    --I'm talking about the Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsens here, the Brooke Hogan's of the celebrity world, even a drunken Kirsten Dunst would fit the bill. Sooner or later fame will leave them and they'll have to make a decision to either go into B movies or do Playboy! (My money is on Kirsten Dunst, she's a walking timebomb)

    A celebrity Male does Playgirl before a celebrity Female does Playboy
    --for the Lou Diamond Phillps lover in you! Yah yah, any famous guy will do, but I know how you girls love Lou Diamond Phillips, how you can't get enough Lou Diamond Phillips, how you'll vote for him day in and day out on TRL (according to LouDiamondPhillips.net) so I threw him in.

    So cast your votes!
    Nobody knows when, we only know who, how, and why.

    Even pop queens Debbie Gibson and Tiffany eventually bared all for Playboy, though nobody cared...the Chyna Playboy issue, by comparison, sold more than both of those issues combined (and Chyna is fuck ugly guys) so if any of these ladies want to cash one final time, they'd better do it soon.

    VOTE OR DIE
     
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  2. Chris_s

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    Serious Responses Only.
     
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  3. Grey

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    Someone from left field. A "leaked sex tape" is bound to happen from one of them, but that doesn't count as posing for Playboy, plus Playboy are very late on following up on sex tapes, so whoever does pose for Playboy after a sex tape, everyone would have seen them bare all three months before the magazine hits newstands anyway.

    PS. If you had "Desperate Housewives cast" up there, that'd get all the votes. They were asked to pose for group shots by Playboy and all of them were keen to go for it, but Teri Hatcher refused to have anything to do with it and so the shoot was called off. Playboy's offer was for the whole group only, but its entirely possible that they'll try calling the remaining cast back in a few months. Hatcher probably didn't want anything to do with it becuase she had previously appeared nude in a film back in the early 90's and recieved a lot of flak over her looks (sagging breasts apparantly, not good for her age.) and she's highly self concious of her image.

    The more you know. -----*
     
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  4. piracer

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    omg, eve longreea (spell check)

    they shuld do desperate housewife playboy edition w00t w00t.

    but yes, left wing, those others are just hmmmm
     
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  5. The_Nes_Man

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    Left fielder, probably from the Yankees.
     
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  6. The_Joker

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    lol Matsui.

    Umm...I'll say Jessica.
     
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  7. kmg0

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    Probably out of field, their not that desparate to my knowledge.
     
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  8. Simsy

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    Sarah Michelle Gellar. We haven't heard from her in a while...
     
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    I'm gonna take a stab and say Christina Aguilera.
     
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  10. MikeyVassallo

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    STUPID TOPIC.

    THE answer is Condi Rice.
     
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  11. The_Cookster

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    Trunkin! Honk honk.
     
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  12. GhostTrip

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    I'd say Christina, she's just so damn slutty.

    Paris Hilton would be a second choice, but she's already done a porno.
     
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  13. used44

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    I'm gonna say Christina... for the reason(s) BlackStar pointed out.
     
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  14. Grey

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    Correction, she was involved in a sex tape which got leaked. That's not the same as "doing a porno" Considering it was supposed to be a pirvate tape.

    Also, she's already been in Playboy, so she shouldn't be counted in this list.
     
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  15. Kool_Aide_Man

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    i say the first celebrity to be in a porn mag is......







    Matt Damon
     
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  16. Wes

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    I'd say Christina also. I think she actualy looked really attractive in the past. She was so much hotter before her "dirrty" days.

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  17. CloacalKiss

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    christina is just a slut now, so prbly her.
    not brittney spears.. just had a baby
    not jessica simpson.. just a virgin until 3 years ago.. she just got a divorce, so i doubt her either..
     
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