Those Crazy Mayans

I think I may stay home and watch the news, I wanna see first hand what crazy shit these cults and religious nut jobs will do!
 
December 1st, spend all the money I have going to see places in the world I've always wanted to see.

December 20th, come back home,I might be broke from my trip but I'll just go a thousand bucks overdraft in my bank and order up some hookers and enough alcohol to kill my liver.

December 21st, tell off all the people I've always wanted to.


December 22nd.... the world still turns... DAMMIT! Now I'm broke, thousands of dollars in debt, an alcoholic, and I have herpes.


Yeah, it's probably best I don't celebrate the apocalypse.
 

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