Spiderwebs: shit, piss, jizz, or a horrifying combination?

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  1. used44

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    I walk thru a spiderweb every goddamn day upon exiting my house and walking down the stairs. Motherfuckers will go banister-to-banister which just seems impossible.
     
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    I feel your pain. They build them across my steps, and sometimes RIGHT IN THE GODDAM DOORFRAME.
     
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  3. WickedLiquid

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    Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.

    GR; traumatizing me since 2009
     
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  4. Sightless

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    Haters.

    What's wrong with spiderwebs?





    :)
     
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    I go out on my patio to enjoy a fresh cup of coffe just like in the commercials... content sigh and all that bull shit....

    Fucking spider-web right in my face.

    also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZktNItwexo
     
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  6. MattAY

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    <3 No Doubt.

    Haha I hate it when I go through a web, I do a rubbing shakedown for about a minute just to make sure there are no arachnids on me.
     
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  7. Optimus-Crime

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    Sucks when you walk into one coming out of your car late night wasted.
    But no spiders in my hair so far, and I've sorta gotten used to it.
     
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  8. WickedLiquid

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    Re: Haters.

    Nothing until I read used's title. Eeeeeew

    Spiders are our friends! Without them we would have flies everywhere landing on shit and buzzing around in our faces!

    BRB watching Charlotte's Web.
     
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  9. Paradox

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    Be sure to check your hair for one of these next time it happens.

    Scorpion-tailed spider
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    Ravine trap door spider
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    Tree Stump Spider
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    Horned Spider
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    Or be happy you didn't accidentally step into this and be swarmed.
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  10. De-Ting

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    Fascinating.
     
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  11. WickedLiquid

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    And don't forget the radioactive Spider.
     
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    OH GOD CAN'T SCROLL AWAY FAST ENOUGH
     
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    Never understood the fear of spiders...


    Snakes on the other hand...fuck those guys.
     
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  14. Sightless

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    Snakes are great! Have you held one?
     
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  15. De-Ting

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    Oh I hold my own all the time. :p






















    ...you wanna?
     
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  16. Sightless

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    Nah, I've held a snake before. Yours is nothing impressive.
     
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  17. Wes

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    When did De-Ting become Urban?


    Oh and thanks for the nightmares Paradox. Spiders suck, spider-webs suck, anything spider related except for Spider-man sucks.
     
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    "We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it. We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything!"
     
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    [​IMG]


    Yeah...you're right...
     
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    Not so much the fear of spiders but the grossness and annoyingness of the stupid webs every single morning.
     
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