Make me laugh, peons!(Funny stuff in here Vids, jpgs, jokes)

[Bazooka56]

I miss the grading system...

 

[MikeyVassallo]

This is worthy:
http://www.break.com/index/insane-rainb ... -lady.html

 

[T101]

i have a story for you.

There were these twins, Jim and John. Jim was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day Jim's boat sank.

A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Jim and mistaking him for John said "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible."

Jim, thinking she was talking about his boat said "Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottoms was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy.

I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools all tried to get in her at once and she split right up the middle"

The old woman fainted.

 

[keepithowitis]

i have a story for you.

There were these twins, Jim and John. Jim was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day Jim's boat sank.

A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Jim and mistaking him for John said "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible."

Jim, thinking she was talking about his boat said "Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottoms was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy.

I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools all tried to get in her at once and she split right up the middle"

The old woman fainted.

haha you get 30 points from me for that

 

[UrbanMasque]

 

[DenHond]

 

[LinksOcarina]

http://www.latenightunderground.com/2008/08/triumph-at-comic-con-outtakes.shtml

Triumph the insult comic dog at Comic Con. Enough said.

Although, I will say I laughed so hard when he began to rip a guy dressed as Waluigi, mainly because the Waluigi guy impersonated the voice (rather well) when he spoke to Triumph.

 

[Tylzen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SwhzFsuvQc <-- I love that prank

 

[lokness]

LOL.

 

[Rainemaida]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phyg_uIP ... re=related

 

[Lien]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HNppp65U94

Hey... it's been a while since i posted here... Wait what! No more points! Oh crap...

 

[maca2kx]

This is awesome.

Sam

 

[Rainemaida]

LOL @ Sam

 

[VegasGuru]

LMAO! That Batman gif is awesome!!!

 

[MikeyVassallo]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mad/740837104.html

 

[jc00l]

Stal thats fantasitc i giggled for the whole length of time it took me to read that.

 

[VegasGuru]

LMAO! That guy could make an awesome comic book character out of that!

 

[Tylzen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmpX4jCp ... ?a=rss&i=0

Guy on a motorbike leaning back relaxed and texting on his phone on the highway... XD

 

[MikeyVassallo]

What the hell country is that!?!? No Blinkers? Cutting people off?

Ugh, I'd hate to drive there.

 

[Tylzen]

India..

Haha my RSS feed just gave me some awesome news.

Norway has knighted a penguin...

Sir Nils Olav.

http://nyhederne.tv2.dk/article.php/id- ... 1.html?rss

There is a video where you can see the penguin and hear some english speech in the background.