just took a poop..

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  1. intoTheRain

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    And the toilet bowl was solid bright red blood.

    Feels bad man.

    Sorry for the mental image. Dunno wtf is wrong with me i feel fine. Off to the doc in the morning :( Anyone ever poop lots of blood? Worked out hard last night maybe blew something in my ass?

    All i know is a colonoscopy is inevitably in my future. :(

    Hold me
     
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  2. intoTheRain

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    Just went round two and there wasnt a drop... HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE.

    sigh sorry its just 3am and pooping a toilet bowl full of blood was strangely alarming. Id be at the doctors not posting here if it was daytime.

    An emergency room visit in ontario wouls have me sitting waiting till 9-10am anyway.
     
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  3. intoTheRain

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    If i have colon cancer and die beforr diablo 3 is released i am gonna be PISSED
     
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  4. FrozenBacon

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    I pooped blood when I had to eat nothing but MREs for the first time. I think it was because the MRE made my poop so hard that it literally tore open my asshole coming out. Most horrifying poop I ever took in my life.

    I didn't think much of it, though. I just looked down at the toilet and thought "Huh? Blood, weird.", flushed, and then walked away like I just got fucked in the ass.
     
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    Eeesh. Sounds brutal. Definitely get it checked out, man.
     
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    I could've lived my whole life without reading this thread.

    I hope you're ok though.
     
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    A little blood makes a big mess.
    You may have had a bit of a ripper.

    Was the blood a light red, or a dark red? Because dark red blood is a very, very bad sign.

    This thread is so weird.
     
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  8. intoTheRain

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    was bright red so prob coming from close to the end of the road if u get what im saying..
     
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  9. Icepick

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    I couldn't shit for 2 weeks, after that two weeks came the most violent, angry shit I have ever taken

    My neighbours to this day still remember my blood curdling screams, and there was indeed blood in my stool. I feared the colonoscopy as well but a quick look by the doc revealed it was but a slice of the anus wall from the violent expulsion of near fossilized matter from my rectum, nothing severe, no stitches, no nothing

    To this day I still get nervous if I ever get backed up
     
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    Ive been twice now without a drop of blood.

    Worked out at the gym the night before rather intensely. That coupled with the bright red nature makes me think i probably just blew something up. Im at work now. Still gonna make a trip to the doc to double check.
     
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    I remember when i was backed up for a couple days that was the angriest/most painful crap i have taken in my life.
     
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  12. Icepick

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    If its not repeating it sounds like a similar situation, but given that we can get checked out for free, I definitely advise a checkup, and despite being in any real pain besides slight discomfort, our pill happy docs gave me some perks and told me to take a few days off
     
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    Man, I dont know about you guys but I quite like my poop sessions. Reading a manga chapter as I do. I dont want anything like this to happen to make me hate them!

    Hope it's nothing Rain. Would laxative not work if you got backed up? Or would that just make it amazingly worse?!
     
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    Festive and bright colours such as red found in fecal matter should involve an immediate trip to a medical professional. You definitely don't want to wait this one out.
     
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    It's a good thing you're not a woman, dude. :p
     
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    Yeesh, hope everything comes out OK....
     
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    Based on the description, its probably a hemmoroid or something like that.

    If it was actually cancerous, the blood would be mixed in with the poop, so the poop would be a dark color over bright red.

    Still, get it looked at just in case.
     
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  18. Bretimus_v2

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    Didn't you read, daniel?

    It didn't.



    Sounds like you broke your pretty little balloon knot, buddy. Like Links said, blood in poo is really bad. You probably burst a vessel interior or exterior. If there's a decent blood stain with your skidmarks you're looking at closer to the exterior. If it's just in the bowl then we're talking interior. There's also the possibility of anal fissures or polyps too. But they're less likely.

    Hope all goes well. Enjoy your suppository.
     
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  19. UrbanMasque

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    Pooping blood doesn't mean its anything serious.
    Pooping "lots of blood" = not good.

    The only time this has happened to me was the first post constipation poop. The loaf was fully brown, but the exit tip had a hint of blood stuck to it which clouded the water.

    If the blood is running out of your anus - seek medical attention immediately. If it was attached to the poop, i think you're fine, but no harm in checking it out.

    Did you strain a lot on the poop? or did was it easy?
     
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    I was... make pun.
     
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