I'm not gonna screw this one up!

Longo_2_guns

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I just realized that I'm at 14,000 posts, and need to do something exciting to celebrate! I swear I'm not gonna screw this up!

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Fuck.
 
NICE!

What else is 14000 and famous you ask?

A man that bought a solid gold t-shirt for £14,000 to impress the ladies:

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14,000 pig carcasses floated down the river to Shanghai, but the residents were told that the water is still safe:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/s ... -1.1293964

"Youngna Park" is an airport that situates 14,000 feet above sea level...

I'm done.
 
That shirt looks worryingly uncomfortable.

I can think of much more useful items you could make out of that much gold. Impress the ladies with your matching solid gold butt plug and vibrator set, perhaps.
 
Oh God, I can't take nipple torture. I can watch all kinds of violence, but when it comes to nipples I'm a pussy. That scene in The 40 Year Old Virgin where he gets his nipple waxed OH HELL NO!

Kudos to you Longo, and kudos to you Matt, I love how your brain works.
 
I love the Far Side. Every year I got the daily desk calendar from at least two people.

My personal favorite.
God adding jerks to the world.
 
I don't even know how many posts I'm at...

Holy fuck. I've spent way too much time here. I bet out of those 15.4k only ten were meaningful.
 

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