BigZell2020
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jc00l said:First of if i use tissues i just end up leaving them lying around my room.
What..........the...........fuck?
jc00l said:First of if i use tissues i just end up leaving them lying around my room.
cdbmacn said:my cat catches me all the time, but i dont think she understands whats going on
This isn't 4chan. It isn't funny, especially when you fail to use proper grammar or spelling. Would you kindly go away and die.MagnusNordir said:Yeah, happened to me once...I just opened fchan and started jacking, a few minutes later I heard someone start the door knob behind me (it's kinda broken and takes a couple seconds to open), so my immediate reaction was to alt+ctrl+left to save myself from the humiliation of being caught fapping to furry shota guro etc. So anyway, my dad walks in and I'm like "This isn't what it looks like!" and he just turned around and kinda whispered, "Well I sure hope it isn't, cause it looks like you're jacking to <name>. Turns out I had pictures of my sister's baby (4 months old, male) on the desktop I switched to. So I went through explaining to my father I'm not a f****** pedo, but just a sick f*** so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
GhostTrip said:I really don't see what the big deal is. Everyone does it.
Sure, it's not something that you should feel the need to share with everyone, but to deny that you do it is silly. Or to say "Get a gf and stop jacking" is equally as silly.
If it feels good do it... and no I'm not talking about smoking weed... however
Longo_2_guns said:This isn't 4chan. It isn't funny, especially when you fail to use proper grammar or spelling. Would you kindly go away and die.MagnusNordir said:Yeah, happened to me once...I just opened fchan and started jacking, a few minutes later I heard someone start the door knob behind me (it's kinda broken and takes a couple seconds to open), so my immediate reaction was to alt+ctrl+left to save myself from the humiliation of being caught fapping to furry shota guro etc. So anyway, my dad walks in and I'm like "This isn't what it looks like!" and he just turned around and kinda whispered, "Well I sure hope it isn't, cause it looks like you're jacking to <name>. Turns out I had pictures of my sister's baby (4 months old, male) on the desktop I switched to. So I went through explaining to my father I'm not a f****** pedo, but just a sick f*** so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
BigZell2020 said:jc00l said:First of if i use tissues i just end up leaving them lying around my room.
What..........the...........f***?
Everyone already knew that I watched gay porn. Get with the times.jc00l said:I don't see why you guys are busting my balls over this, longo just admitted he watches gay porn and no one has said anything.
madster111 said:oh come on, like you don't have a folder on your PC for weird fetish porn like eel sex.
well thats true.Longo_2_guns said:Everyone already knew that I watched gay porn.
-FCM- said:Also, I don't have any stories. But my brother woke up to see his now ex-roomate just...there. With it out. In the room. In the bed. Like he was reading a book or something and there was nothing at all awkward about it. Only the book was fleshy and he was reading one sentence of brail over and over backwards and forwards to really understand the meaning.
Longo_2_guns said:Everyone already knew that I watched gay porn. Get with the times.