Have you ever been caught jerking thread

Discussion in 'Archive' started by Minion-, Jun 14, 2008.

  1. joe_1209

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    lol i understand the puking
     
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  2. jc00l

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    if it gets too bad i throw it out and get a new one...
     
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  3. lokness

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    Dude thats just sick. Why dont you just use tissue? After your done throw in the toilet and flush it. Why would you leave a rag around?
     
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  4. Chris_Crime

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    i wonder if you'd hear screams should you set that rag ablaze
     
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  5. lokness

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    LOL. Does anyone feel guilty realising that you're about to kill millions upon millions of tiny living organisms, after jerking?
     
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  6. madster111

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    no.
    they're mine, if i chose to viciously murder them because it feels good, imma go ahead and do it.
     
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  7. jc00l

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    So as to cut back on my paper consumption. Every time you Masturbate and use a tissue you kill a tree.
     
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  8. Trippysmurf

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    Good, not only am I killing potential humans, but I'm also killing nature. Everything balances out. :twisted:
     
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  9. TheNesMan

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    Rofl.
     
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  10. Yokiro

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    I have a signature finally! <3

    You just caught me making a masturbatory forum post, does that count?
     
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  11. King_Arthur

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    I can feel them moving inside the rag :oops:
     
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  12. Yokiro

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    That tends to happen when you lick things.
     
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  13. King_Arthur

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    I can taste them moving
     
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