Have you ever been caught jerking thread

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  1. madster111

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    I doubt ANYONE on GR doesn't love lesbian porno.
     
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  2. TheNesMan

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    You could just....flush them down the toilet.
     
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  3. King_Arthur

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    what the hell is wrong with you all ? lmfao !!


    A topic about jerking off ? This is tooooooo funny !

    Hell might as well tell my story.


    Whoops, just finished up right now, that's it. :twisted:
     
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  4. jc00l

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    i don't sleep in the washroom
     
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  5. MattAY

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    I guess you're lacking the 4 motor skills needed - picking up, walking, dropping, then flushing.
     
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  6. roukey

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    I like butterfly porn.
     
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  7. JesseSoda

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    I watched some house flies have a three-way on my couch today. And... And it moved. *Sob*
     
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  10. TheNesMan

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    Precisely. I apologize for your handicap.
     
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  11. madster111

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    so does me, longo, and i believe used.
     
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  12. King_Arthur

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    I am here thanks to a couple of pics I just seen.

    That's it
     
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  13. MikeyVassallo

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    Yer doin' it wrong.

    Humming.

    Bird.

    Sex.
     
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  14. Trippysmurf

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    Are talking like rule 34 Monarch on Dr. Girlfriend butterfly porn, or are we talking about what goes on around my butterfly garden that I like to watch and play Phil Collins to?
     
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  15. King_Arthur

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    he's talking about both, Trippy
     
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  16. jc00l

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    Apology accepted
     
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    It's hard to resist making a joke out of this involving a family member and the line "they woke up." I won't do it though. Use your imagination.

    And no.
     
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  18. Sad

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    Wait...someone here uses the same rag, every single time? That they implicitly don't even take to the washroom?

    Beyond the obvious issues, doesn't anyone else just find that supremely disgusting? Can you even open up the rag by now or is it all clumped together?
     
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    You know, all this talk about rags tissues and flushing.
    Just flip your lower body over your head like your doing some crazy yoga exercise; shoot then swallow. You guys are waaaaaay to impractical.
     
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  20. JesseSoda

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    I just threw-up in my mouth. Then on my keyboard. Then down my shirt.
     
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