Have you ever been caught jerking thread

[madster111]

Thats ok, i love my lesbian porno too.

I doubt ANYONE on GR doesn't love lesbian porno.

 

[TheNesMan]

First of if i use tissues i just end up leaving them lying around my room.

What..........the...........f***?

I don't see why you guys are busting my balls over this, longo just admitted he watches gay porn and no one has said anything.

K so i am going to clarify you can run out of tissues, but if you use a ratty old towel or somthing its always there for you and you can hide it. It's hard to hide a s*** load of tissues overflowing from your waste basket.

You could just....flush them down the toilet.

 

[King_Arthur]

what the hell is wrong with you all ? lmfao !!


A topic about jerking off ? This is tooooooo funny !

Hell might as well tell my story.


Whoops, just finished up right now, that's it. :twisted:

 

[jc00l]

First of if i use tissues i just end up leaving them lying around my room.

What..........the...........f***?

I don't see why you guys are busting my balls over this, longo just admitted he watches gay porn and no one has said anything.

K so i am going to clarify you can run out of tissues, but if you use a ratty old towel or somthing its always there for you and you can hide it. It's hard to hide a s*** load of tissues overflowing from your waste basket.

You could just....flush them down the toilet.

i don't sleep in the washroom

 

[MattAY]

I guess you're lacking the 4 motor skills needed - picking up, walking, dropping, then flushing.

 

[roukey]

I have a fetish towards taboos in my porn, so I had gay, furry, hentai, incest, cp, teachers f****** their students, swingers, bi, and everything in between.

WTF

oh come on, like you don't have a folder on your PC for weird fetish porn like eel sex.

I like butterfly porn.

 

[JesseSoda]

I watched some house flies have a three-way on my couch today. And... And it moved. *Sob*

 

[spencersage]

My story:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/94

 

[Eyebrowsbv31]

I went with the Billy Connolly excuse...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqnUceOIEHE

 

[TheNesMan]

I guess you're lacking the 4 motor skills needed - picking up, walking, dropping, then flushing.

Precisely. I apologize for your handicap.

 

[madster111]

I have a fetish towards taboos in my porn, so I had gay, furry, hentai, incest, cp, teachers f****** their students, swingers, bi, and everything in between.

WTF

oh come on, like you don't have a folder on your PC for weird fetish porn like eel sex.

I like butterfly porn.

so does me, longo, and i believe used.

 

[King_Arthur]

I am here thanks to a couple of pics I just seen.

That's it

 

[MikeyVassallo]

I have a fetish towards taboos in my porn, so I had gay, furry, hentai, incest, cp, teachers f****** their students, swingers, bi, and everything in between.

WTF

oh come on, like you don't have a folder on your PC for weird fetish porn like eel sex.

I like butterfly porn.

Yer doin' it wrong.

Humming.

Bird.

Sex.

 

[Trippysmurf]

I like butterfly porn.

Are talking like rule 34 Monarch on Dr. Girlfriend butterfly porn, or are we talking about what goes on around my butterfly garden that I like to watch and play Phil Collins to?

 

[King_Arthur]

he's talking about both, Trippy

 

[jc00l]

I guess you're lacking the 4 motor skills needed - picking up, walking, dropping, then flushing.

Precisely. I apologize for your handicap.

Apology accepted

 

[JCD]

It's hard to resist making a joke out of this involving a family member and the line "they woke up." I won't do it though. Use your imagination.

And no.

 

[Sad]

Wait...someone here uses the same rag, every single time? That they implicitly don't even take to the washroom?

Beyond the obvious issues, doesn't anyone else just find that supremely disgusting? Can you even open up the rag by now or is it all clumped together?

 

[KILLERB00TSMAN]

You know, all this talk about rags tissues and flushing.
Just flip your lower body over your head like your doing some crazy yoga exercise; shoot then swallow. You guys are waaaaaay to impractical.

 

[JesseSoda]

You know, all this talk about rags tissues and flushing.
Just flip your lower body over your head like your doing some crazy yoga exercise; shoot then swallow. You guys are waaaaaay to impractical.

I just threw-up in my mouth. Then on my keyboard. Then down my shirt.