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Discussion in 'Archive' started by Minion-, Jun 14, 2008.
my cat catches me all the time, but i dont think she understands whats going on
Yeah, happened to me once...I just opened fchan and started jacking, a few minutes later I heard someone start the door knob behind me (it's kinda broken and takes a couple seconds to open), so my immediate reaction was to alt+ctrl+left to save myself from the humiliation of being caught fapping to furry shota guro etc. So anyway, my dad walks in and I'm like "This isn't what it looks like!" and he just turned around and kinda whispered, "Well I sure hope it isn't, cause it looks like you're jacking to <name>. Turns out I had pictures of my sister's baby (4 months old, male) on the desktop I switched to. So I went through explaining to my father I'm not a fucking pedo, but just a sick fuck so I whistled for a cab and when it came near the licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
One time, my dog was in a corner, licking herself, and I was on the couch touching myself. Then we caught each other's eyes, and we both start laughing... - Dave Attel
This isn't 4chan. It isn't funny, especially when you fail to use proper grammar or spelling. Would you kindly go away and die.
Not by my parents. But my roommate had gone out and I was home alone. So I put a porn on in my room and well... he came back 2 seconds later cause he forgot his wallet. He didn't come in my room but he could hear the porn and it doesn't take a genius to put 2 and 2 together, lol.
Haha fun topic.
It is not a big surprise that most male persons masturabte, some more than others.
But my guess would be 90% does it.
Regardless of age
If I have ever been caught, unless you count pets, then no.
A few close calls, but naaah.
But now I live with my GF, and I don't think it would be such a big deal if she caught me slapping the one-eyed worm.
Now that GhostTrip mentioned hearing things,
I remember when my girlfriend lived at home, and I visited her, and her younger brother (by one year) had his girlfriend over... First I thought he was watching some bad porn, untill I realised it was him and his girlfriend we could hear..
That night me and my girlfriend got no sleep.. :-/
By the way Ghost, I thought most people muted or lowered the volume on porn...
I really don't see what the big deal is. Everyone does it.
Sure, it's not something that you should feel the need to share with everyone, but to deny that you do it is silly. Or to say "Get a gf and stop jacking" is equally as silly.
If it feels good do it... and no I'm not talking about smoking weed... however
Word (said with a boyish Justin Timberlake way).
Even people in relationships does it, regardless of their gender.
Girls buy dildos either to spice up their lovelife, or to entertain themself while the husband is away.
And both genders agree, masturbation is good, but sex is better.
Oh yeah, sex is much better. But bragging about getting laid is just as bad as denying that you piss of God by touching yourself.
J/K MIkey! If you read this.
Sometimes though you can't get sex, so masturbation is all you have.
"Sex can wait! Masturbate!"
I've never been caught, thank god!
Hey, i thought it was funny.
I don't see why you guys are busting my balls over this, longo just admitted he watches gay porn and no one has said anything.
K so i am going to clarify you can run out of tissues, but if you use a ratty old towel or somthing its always there for you and you can hide it. It's hard to hide a shit load of tissues overflowing from your waste basket.
Everyone already knew that I watched gay porn. Get with the times.
Also, no one really even reads my posts. They just make stuff up to make it sound like they read my posts.
i read your posts :? ...
Fun fact: The Japanese are so creative in their fetishes that there is an entire branch of porn dedicated to women choking themselves with dead squid.
Also, I don't have any stories. But my brother woke up to see his now ex-roomate just...there. With it out. In the room. In the bed. Like he was reading a book or something and there was nothing at all awkward about it. Only the book was fleshy and he was reading one sentence of brail over and over backwards and forwards to really understand the meaning.
well thats true.
Thats ok, i love my lesbian porno too.