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Also, if you need reasons to vote for me, it may interest you to know that many of my ideas and inventions likely influence your day to day lives.
Here's some of my patents and designs: Aspartame, the automobile, the braille system, the Zamboni, the drinking fountain, buttermilk, chili sauce, the theme park, charcoal briquettes, the cotton gin, instant coffee, pavement, the box, and Kevlar.
I also own Lazy Boy recliners, styrofoam tampons (didn't sell), ink, and fire. I own the design for the ambulance, the building and the 45° angle. I invented pointing, the cat, squinting, turning around, going outside, and leaning your head against the wall while pissing. I invented the hole, Idaho, the reflection, and ducking down. I designed footprints, the donkey bray, osmosis, ringworms, and the queef. I invented hydroplaning, the wig, the chimney, and looking back at the ground after you trip.
I also hold patents on the following: vulcanized rubber, meat, clicky pens, those pneumatic tube thingies at the bank, and revolving doors. I own bronze and moon shoes. I invented triplets, the electric banjo, the color mauve, three speed ceiling fans and I am the designer of the chain-link fence.
Some of my publishings: The Complete Story of Scissors, Tweedle Beetle After the Battle, Shampoo: Behind the Scam of Lather, Rinse, Repeat, and Baby Crib Designs on the Use of Barbwire. I also wrote Oleo and Me, and Getting to Know Yourself with a Hand Mirror. I also own the copyright and patent for the patent.
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