GRumble 2015: That's All Folks

Paradox said:
Your moms like to feel our rage.

The rage is our penises.

We had intercourse with your mothers. Of the sexual variety.

We will take your mom out for a roast beef on rye and NEVER. Call her. Again.
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Links
Howarrrrrrrd

Feel Bros. This was super tough, but you guys won me over with that cheap boxed wine and roast beef on rye! I'm so hungry right now.
 
Sorry boys, but I've gotta pick.

Used44
UghRochester

The Feels Bros.

The Venture Bros made a great case but God damn "This isn't even my final feel"? I lost my shit at that.
 
As a point of clarification, you vote in this forum for who you want to win in the Singles and Doubles. But the UrbanMasque TickleFight is done via PM. Make your elimination vote known in the subject. I had two people do this and the subject of their PM said "username" or "Day 1: username". With nothing of substance in the actual PM. The rest of you did it wrong. Rules edit...in the UrbanMasque TickleFight Cocktease you are not allowed to vote once you are eliminated.

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Don't be mad, it happened. Some of you received your first loss. The good news is that you will fail once more before being incinerated.

LinksOcarina edges out used44, 8 - 6!
UghRochester has little problem with Gunner37, 10 - 4!
The Feel Bros provide a shoulder to cry on for Team Venture, 8-6!
In the Royal Rumble, the mob gathered together and took down the Big Boss Man, the corporate head honcho, Danielrbischoff.

And Ting, talk to me about the minutia of spelling errors when you take a GRumble from start to finish...
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Day 2
Paradox vs Master_Craig

Sourdeez vs LinksOcarina

Team Brazelda
(Bretimus_v2 & LinksOcarina)
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Coincidence that his primary colors match the Brazilian Flag...I don't think so! Huehuehue!

vs

Team DunderMifflin
(WickedLiquid & Danielrbischoff)
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And don't forget to PM me your elimination vote!
 
Paradox
LinksOcarina

Brett, you're doing a fantastic job driving this thing, but I think the student driver wheel fell off. /shameless-self-voting
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Also, if I've been eliminated from the Rooster Burn Cock Dribble Tickle Feather Cram Sessions (TM UrbanMasque), does it mean I can continue not paying attention to the forums?

If so, sign up someone else because I'm in this to win it. Here's a preemptive diatribe as to why everyone should vote Team Brazelda if they don't vote for DunderMifflin:






Zelda needs support.
 
MEEEEEE!

Links

Team Brazelda


Also, if you need reasons to vote for me, it may interest you to know that many of my ideas and inventions likely influence your day to day lives.

Here's some of my patents and designs: Aspartame, the automobile, the braille system, the Zamboni, the drinking fountain, buttermilk, chili sauce, the theme park, charcoal briquettes, the cotton gin, instant coffee, pavement, the box, and Kevlar.

I also own Lazy Boy recliners, styrofoam tampons (didn't sell), ink, and fire. I own the design for the ambulance, the building and the 45° angle. I invented pointing, the cat, squinting, turning around, going outside, and leaning your head against the wall while pissing. I invented the hole, Idaho, the reflection, and ducking down. I designed footprints, the donkey bray, osmosis, ringworms, and the queef. I invented hydroplaning, the wig, the chimney, and looking back at the ground after you trip.

I also hold patents on the following: vulcanized rubber, meat, clicky pens, those pneumatic tube thingies at the bank, and revolving doors. I own bronze and moon shoes. I invented triplets, the electric banjo, the color mauve, three speed ceiling fans and I am the designer of the chain-link fence.

Some of my publishings: The Complete Story of Scissors, Tweedle Beetle After the Battle, Shampoo: Behind the Scam of Lather, Rinse, Repeat, and Baby Crib Designs on the Use of Barbwire. I also wrote Oleo and Me, and Getting to Know Yourself with a Hand Mirror. I also own the copyright and patent for the patent.

You're welcome.
 

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