Good Idea, Bad Idea

Bad idea: Prank calling Australia to see which way the water flows in The Great Barrier Reef.

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Good idea: enjoying the sunset
 
Bad idea: enjoying the sunset without protection (sunglasses or contraceptives)

Good idea: using your telescope to find Saturn
 
Bad idea: Calling your dad on Mother's Day.

Good idea: Really big, fork-and-knife burritos smothered in salsa.

I'm laughing pretty hard right now, by the way.
 
Bad Idea: Not making sure a toilet is nearby every 30 minutes. FPPPTTTT!!

Good Idea: Applying ointment to a rash.
 
Bad idea: Stealing other people's warm clothing to keep warm for the winter, leaving them to freeze to death.

Good idea: Asking someone to go out on a date with you.
 
Bad idea: Asking a married mother of four to go out on a date with you in front of her fireman husband through their second-story window while they're having intercourse.

Good idea: Not crying over spilled milk.
 
Bad Idea: Swiping rednecks and tossing them in a dumpster.

Good Idea: Calling the fire brigade on seeing a cat stuck up in a tree.
 
Bad Idea: Going to a Halloween party where no one recognises your costume!

Good Idea: Grabbing a kebab when drunk during a night out drinking
 
Bad idea: Stabbing yourself with a kebab when drunk during a night out drinking.

Good idea: Taking your kids trick-or-treating on Halloween.
 
Bad Idea: Voting for anyone in the presidential campaign.

Good Idea:Having a weekend at the seaside.
 

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