Dear Japan,

Discussion in 'Films, TV, Music, Books, Etc.' started by FrozenBacon, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. FrozenBacon

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    Your food sucks.

    Sincerely,
    Frozenbacon
     
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  3. De-Ting

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    Dear Japan,

    You were cute when I was 13. Now, it's freakin' annoying.

    From,
    Adult Me
     
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    Which food? I like most Japanese food, but the really traditional stuff is terrible. One morning, the high school cafeteria served these anchovy looking fish, but they were still whole, with the heads and everything.

    I was like "Screw this, I'm eating one of the poptarts my mom sent me."
     
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    It does suck. Raw fish? No thanks. Deep fry that shit, then I'll eat it.
     
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  6. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    QFT
     
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    Fish rice and tofu? Those aren't bad :O I don't know what you kids eat :( I wish I could take you guys out to some of the places that I know so you can get a taste. :(
     
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    Dear Japan,

    What the hell was that?

    Sincerely,
    the West
     
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    Dear Japan,

    Wall.... scroll?

    Sincerely,
    Posters
     
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    I like Japanese food. Even the gross traditional stuff.

    "Oh gross, the head is still on this fish! No other country does this!" Pssh, uncultured swine.

    When I go to another country, I only get stuff that I can't get in the US, or I go where the locals go. I have yet to have problems.

    And Japan? Japan has damn good food. Tempura is eh, but the rest is very tasty.
     
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    Dear Japan,

    Where do you intend to put that tentacle?

    Oh.

    Yours truly,
    Your friendly neighborhood otaku
     
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  12. Noritama

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    changes in bold
     
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    QFT

    but also

    QFT


    I'm a complex man.
     
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  14. Eyebrowsbv31

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    *lives in midwest, no idea what people are talking about*

    Japan's that country with fish and pedobear, right?
     
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  15. WickedLiquid

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    Dear Japan

    Audition was a disgusting movie. What the hell were you thinking?

    Yours truly
    American Rudeness
     
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  16. FrozenBacon

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    It was sushi with something that looked and smelled like regurgitated fish assholes on the side. Some lady selling boxed lunches on the street, and since I didn't have time to get some good fashioned fatty american food, I got one. She then gave me chopsticks to use with it. This made it even more of a terrible eating experience for me because 1) I suck with chopsticks, and 2) everything in there was stuck together so when I tried to pick up one fish asshole, along came 5 other fish assholes. They were on a rice block so whenever this happened there was an explosion of rice. God damn chopsticks.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Oh dear, japan.
     
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  18. cyberjim2000

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    I've eaten worse.
     
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    Well there's your problem.
     
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    I like Japanese kit-kats.

    That is all.
     
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