The truth is I would visit more often but you guys all suck balls. That and I have to do community service which eats up a lot of my time. You shit in one mayor's mailbox and you have to pay it off the rest of your life, and deal with labels like "disturbing the peace" "vandal" "obscene public indecency" and so on. Also FYI to anyone who may end up being arrested by a female officer, I can confirm that accusing her of being a "chapstick lesbian who hates you for your penis" is considered a hate crime.