what's the biggest unfunny joke?

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what's the biggest unfunny joke?

  1. anything that starts out "knock knock"

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  2. the Grammys

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  1. Shaft

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    discuss
     
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    Shaft, Feb 11, 2008
  2. Blake_Morse

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    The Grammys are just a way for major labels to pat each other on the back and boost album sales. Not much for them. At least I enjoyed knock knock jokes as a child.
     
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    Blake_Morse, Feb 11, 2008
  3. Boringman54

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    Where's "Why did the chicken cross the road?"?
     
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  4. Silios

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    TNO is missing from the poll.
     
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    Silios, Feb 11, 2008
  5. UrbanMasque

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    guess what?

    chicken butt.
     
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    UrbanMasque, Feb 11, 2008
  6. kmg0

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    guess why?

    chicken thigh!
     
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    kmg0, Feb 11, 2008
  7. Flaming_Tiki_God

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    Guess who?

    chicken poo!
     
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    Flaming_Tiki_God, Feb 11, 2008
  8. MikeyVassallo

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    The Grammys are only in front of the Academey Awards by 100/1000 "who gives a shits" on the "who gives a shit" meter.
     
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    MikeyVassallo, Feb 11, 2008
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    Guess where?

    Chicken ... hair??
     
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    DocMoc, Feb 11, 2008
  10. Longo_2_guns

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    Guess wenis?
     
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  11. BlackStar

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    The Grammies award show is a delightful entertainment program which inspires young minds to engage in the arts of media.
     
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    BlackStar, Feb 11, 2008
  12. Lentium

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    *records himself farting into a mic for 30 min*

    *wins 3 grammy awards*
     
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    Lentium, Feb 11, 2008
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    Where's the yo momma jokes?
     
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    You have a chicken penis? Gross!
     
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    Flaming_Tiki_God, Feb 11, 2008
  15. roukey

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    I have one of those!
     
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    Aren't wenises in you elbow? Or the skin on your elbow? I know its something like that.
     
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    roukey, Feb 11, 2008
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    Grammy rhymes with Granny...

    Unfunny indeed.
     
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    Caped_Crusader, Feb 11, 2008
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    You're right! I look like a fool right now, so let's divert attention with anothier pointless, unfunny question!

    Chicken when?
     
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    Flaming_Tiki_God, Feb 11, 2008
  19. Boringman54

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    OMG, you predicted what roukey was going to say!!! You have magical powers!
     
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  20. GhostTrip

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    And what's the deal with airline peanuts?
     
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