Twas the night before Christmas and all through GR...

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  1. BlackStar

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    ..not a poster was stirring
    except MattAY at the bar

    JCD and Tigerlilly
    sent each other e-kisses and hugs
    while ughrochester
    sprayed his trailer for bugs

    Mala looked up
    and saw Santa in the sky
    only later to realize
    he was just majorly high

    Stal dyed his beard
    a glorious white
    while Longo pranced around
    in an elf suit all night

    Wes treated himself
    to a glass of french wine
    but spat it back out
    cause it was turpentine

    The snow fell so gently
    upon the soft ground
    except for Enigma
    cause it ain't cold in her town *shakes fist*

    Lethean celebrated the holidays
    and fell asleep in his bed
    with dreams of FTG
    saying "that's what he said"

    In a Taco Bell, amongst friends
    was a mischievous Chris Crime
    singing familiar Christmas Carols
    with a Mexican rhyme.

    Maca locked topics
    and called it a night
    Trippysmurf ordered Chinese
    and washed it down with some sprite

    then all of GR
    who were mostly all Atheist
    gathered with their families
    and made this X-mas the craziest!



    MERRY CHRISMAS GAME REVOLUTION
     
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  2. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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  3. madster111

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    That was of epic proportions.
     
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    do a rudolph one now
     
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  6. UghRochester

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    Thank you BlackStar... I have to defend myself against this beast
     
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  7. Rakon

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    Nice
     
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  8. schimmel

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    well done, Blackstar. Because of this you win Christmas this year. No contest.
     
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  9. TheNesMan

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    You know he has been saving this all year.
     
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  10. GRColin

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    And it was still better than most of your posts!

    I'm so kidding.
     
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  11. keepithowitis

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    Oh right, merry christmas.
     
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  13. Lien

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    God bless one and every one of us... Except you and you. Get out of here!
     
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  14. thetank

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    Twas the night before Christmas,
    And all through GR,
    A thread was created,
    By our very own BlackStar.

    Much rhyming occured,
    And replies they were post,
    For this Christian religion,
    We all know the most.

    In different countries,
    And lands far away,
    We all came together,
    For Santa's birthday.

    A poor bastard he,
    Who travels the Earth,
    Giving presents to others,
    On the day of his birth.

    And so, as compense,
    We leave once a year,
    Bright cookies and sherry,
    And occasionally beer.

    We celebrate Christmas,
    With drinks and high-fiving,
    But watch out for Santa:
    That mad bastard's drink-driving.

    Merry Christmas, guys. Even though in 40 mintues it is December 26th.
     
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  15. JCD

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    Awesomeness. Both of you. Awesomeness.
     
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    That was great!! (Both of them)
     
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  17. De-Ting

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    Tingle Bells.
    BlackStar smells.
    thetank's here to stay.
    Both of them
    would like to say
    "Hope your holidays are gay!"
     
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    They were great! Right this topic is getting archived at the end of the day.

    Sam
     
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  19. schimmel

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    Maca the red-nosed moderator
    Wants to archive this topic
    But if we ever knew why
    It'd probably make us sick

    All of the other GRians
    Used to laugh and call Stal names
    We never let poor Ugh
    Join in all our GR games

    Then one happy forum eve
    Duke Ferris had come to say
    Everyone, your topics I have read
    And I laughed 'till I was almost dead

    That's how the other staff found him
    Giggling around a tree
    GR is his brainchild
    And it makes us fill with glee!

    Merry Christmas, GR!

    Now go get your awesome Christmas presents!
     
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  20. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    Better not laugh
    You better drink
    UghRochester will tell you why
    GR's Merry Christmas, has arrived

    Stalfros will get married
    and thetank will be here
    LinksOcarina will write a review
    Cause GR's Merry Christmas, has arrived

    MattAY needs a new laptop
    madster needs to leave Australia
    There's still TNO complaining
    and De-Ting doesn't even care

    O piracer had SAT's
    BlackStar's comedy is ace
    Maca's uses power
    GR'ians think I'm a disgrace

    GR's Merry Christmas has arrived
    GR's Merry Christmas has arrived!

    Merry Christmas everyone!
     
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