Twas the night before Christmas and all through GR...

BlackStar

Rookie
..not a poster was stirring
except MattAY at the bar

JCD and Tigerlilly
sent each other e-kisses and hugs
while ughrochester
sprayed his trailer for bugs

Mala looked up
and saw Santa in the sky
only later to realize
he was just majorly high

Stal dyed his beard
a glorious white
while Longo pranced around
in an elf suit all night

Wes treated himself
to a glass of french wine
but spat it back out
cause it was turpentine

The snow fell so gently
upon the soft ground
except for Enigma
cause it ain't cold in her town *shakes fist*

Lethean celebrated the holidays
and fell asleep in his bed
with dreams of FTG
saying "that's what he said"

In a Taco Bell, amongst friends
was a mischievous Chris Crime
singing familiar Christmas Carols
with a Mexican rhyme.

Maca locked topics
and called it a night
Trippysmurf ordered Chinese
and washed it down with some sprite

then all of GR
who were mostly all Atheist
gathered with their families
and made this X-mas the craziest!



MERRY CHRISMAS GAME REVOLUTION
 
Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through GR,
A thread was created,
By our very own BlackStar.

Much rhyming occured,
And replies they were post,
For this Christian religion,
We all know the most.

In different countries,
And lands far away,
We all came together,
For Santa's birthday.

A poor bastard he,
Who travels the Earth,
Giving presents to others,
On the day of his birth.

And so, as compense,
We leave once a year,
Bright cookies and sherry,
And occasionally beer.

We celebrate Christmas,
With drinks and high-fiving,
But watch out for Santa:
That mad bastard's drink-driving.

Merry Christmas, guys. Even though in 40 mintues it is December 26th.
 
Tingle Bells.
BlackStar smells.
thetank's here to stay.
Both of them
would like to say
"Hope your holidays are gay!"
 
Maca the red-nosed moderator
Wants to archive this topic
But if we ever knew why
It'd probably make us sick

All of the other GRians
Used to laugh and call Stal names
We never let poor Ugh
Join in all our GR games

Then one happy forum eve
Duke Ferris had come to say
Everyone, your topics I have read
And I laughed 'till I was almost dead

That's how the other staff found him
Giggling around a tree
GR is his brainchild
And it makes us fill with glee!

Merry Christmas, GR!

Now go get your awesome Christmas presents!
 
Better not laugh
You better drink
UghRochester will tell you why
GR's Merry Christmas, has arrived

Stalfros will get married
and thetank will be here
LinksOcarina will write a review
Cause GR's Merry Christmas, has arrived

MattAY needs a new laptop
madster needs to leave Australia
There's still TNO complaining
and De-Ting doesn't even care

O piracer had SAT's
BlackStar's comedy is ace
Maca's uses power
GR'ians think I'm a disgrace

GR's Merry Christmas has arrived
GR's Merry Christmas has arrived!

Merry Christmas everyone!
 

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