Twas the night of Christmas and I'm going to do...

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  1. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    What Blackstar did last year
    Remembering all of you

    Instead of the night before,
    It was it was the night and day of.
    While Tigerlily JCD aren't posting,
    Cause they're in love.

    Longo 2 guns surprised us
    when he abused his mod powers
    spamming us with his favorite team
    With the names, no flowers.

    Not to worry
    Wicked Liquid came through
    Bought LinksOcarina a sword
    Triforce shining with oooooh

    Stalfros has left
    Members have question this
    Some were happy of joy
    Others were p*ss

    Rakon and schimmel,
    They both barely post.
    While MattAY is Zinging!
    From this comical roast

    Not such a roast,
    As it's just a poem
    While used 44 is still here
    but there's no LawnGnome

    UrbanMasque is somewhere
    Prancing around with his boys
    because he's probably got laid
    Some say it was white-noise

    Madster probably killed someone
    Ghostrip it could have been
    Thetank is gone too
    This is time to say fin

    If I didn't say your name
    Please don't get cranky
    I'm tired and about to get laid
    I tell you this girl is skanky

    So have a merry Christmas
    This is all I'm going to say so far
    Because again I'm about to get laid
    So bazinga to you GR!



    MERRY CHRISTMAS!
    EDIT: Please note I wasn't planning on get lucky (yet) with this girl I know, I was simply acting like TNO with his b.s.
     
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  2. schimmel

    schimmel Rookie

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    Other than some of it making NO sense and a lot of it not rhyming, good job buddy, but leave it to the pro's, let the people who can write actually do it next time. Either way, you made the Christmas spirit come into the site, while where I am it's Boxing Day (the awesome day after Christmas for you Americans). Grats on your poem attempt though, well done. You've totally come a long way from the antithesis of cool...

    PS: I love you (no homo)
     
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  3. Longo_2_guns

    Longo_2_guns Forum Moderator
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    Ugh, you aren't BlackStar. Don't ever try to be BlackStar EVER AGAIN.


    Merry Christmas.
     
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  4. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    Yes, it wasn't suppose to make that much sense since I typed and didn't think of it...just kept on typing.

    What do you mean it wasn't rhyming? The whole poem was set up like this:
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    I love you too (no homo)
     
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  5. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    You had a lot of slant rhyme in there.
     
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  6. Rakon

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    I don't barely post. I prefer to think of my posting habit as selective.
     
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  7. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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    YES! An entire stanza dedicated to me, and its about getting laid!

    *tear* you've just given me the best gift this year. *sniff*

    Ugh, don't listen to these guys - I enjoyed it, as I'm sure others have too. (but you DO fail at rhyming)
    ANNNDDD as far as you getting laid... pics or it never happened - seriously though post her picture so we can judge her!
     
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  8. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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  9. schimmel

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    I'm with Ira on this one, my rare posting comes from my selectiveness on topics I'm interested in
     
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  10. WickedLiquid

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    I went to the archives and read Black Star's Christmas poem last year. It was epic, this is not. And I wasn't even mentioned in Black Star's one.

    Regardless, it's still Christmas so I say thank you for doing what you do best, enterainting us, even if it is embarassing yourself.

    Merry Christmas to you Ugh
    now come here ya big lug.
    To prove I'm not smug
    I'll give you a hug.


    See, that's how you rhyme, lol
     
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  11. Green_Lantern

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    This is first hand experience as to why my high school english teacher told my class not to let rhymes dictate the poem........
     
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  12. Chris_Crime

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    Rhyming Gnome with Poem was my favorite part.

    And the UrbanMasque / white-noise metaphor was devilishly delicious, intended or not! Where are the white women at!?

    Very good, Ugh. You totally deserve most improved. hitters gonna hit
     
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  14. BlackStar

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    Um... thanks???

    The thing about Ugh is he has no shame. He's willing to do anything for a laugh, even if it's us laughing at him.

    So Merry Christmas and a Happy Kwanzaa to you UghRochester.
     
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  15. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    Indeed, that's why my friends on Xbox Live wanted to make fun of my fatness. So, I took a picture of me shirtless and sent it to them.
     
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