Twas the night of Christmas and I'm going to do...

[UghRochester]

What Blackstar did last year
Remembering all of you

Instead of the night before,
It was it was the night and day of.
While Tigerlily JCD aren't posting,
Cause they're in love.

Longo 2 guns surprised us
when he abused his mod powers
spamming us with his favorite team
With the names, no flowers.

Not to worry
Wicked Liquid came through
Bought LinksOcarina a sword
Triforce shining with oooooh

Stalfros has left
Members have question this
Some were happy of joy
Others were p*ss

Rakon and schimmel,
They both barely post.
While MattAY is Zinging!
From this comical roast

Not such a roast,
As it's just a poem
While used 44 is still here
but there's no LawnGnome

UrbanMasque is somewhere
Prancing around with his boys
because he's probably got laid
Some say it was white-noise

Madster probably killed someone
Ghostrip it could have been
Thetank is gone too
This is time to say fin

If I didn't say your name
Please don't get cranky
I'm tired and about to get laid
I tell you this girl is skanky

So have a merry Christmas
This is all I'm going to say so far
Because again I'm about to get laid
So bazinga to you GR!



MERRY CHRISTMAS!
EDIT: Please note I wasn't planning on get lucky (yet) with this girl I know, I was simply acting like TNO with his b.s.

 

[schimmel]

Other than some of it making NO sense and a lot of it not rhyming, good job buddy, but leave it to the pro's, let the people who can write actually do it next time. Either way, you made the Christmas spirit come into the site, while where I am it's Boxing Day (the awesome day after Christmas for you Americans). Grats on your poem attempt though, well done. You've totally come a long way from the antithesis of cool...

PS: I love you (no homo)

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Ugh, you aren't BlackStar. Don't ever try to be BlackStar EVER AGAIN.


Merry Christmas.

 

[UghRochester]

Other than some of it making NO sense and a lot of it not rhyming, good job buddy,

Yes, it wasn't suppose to make that much sense since I typed and didn't think of it...just kept on typing.

What do you mean it wasn't rhyming? The whole poem was set up like this:
1
2
3
2

I love you too (no homo)

 

[Bretimus_v2]

You had a lot of slant rhyme in there.

 

[Rakon]

I don't barely post. I prefer to think of my posting habit as selective.

 

[UrbanMasque]

YES! An entire stanza dedicated to me, and its about getting laid!

*tear* you've just given me the best gift this year. *sniff*

Ugh, don't listen to these guys - I enjoyed it, as I'm sure others have too. (but you DO fail at rhyming)
ANNNDDD as far as you getting laid... pics or it never happened - seriously though post her picture so we can judge her!

 

[UghRochester]

ANNNDDD as far as you getting laid... pics or it never happened - seriously though post her picture so we can judge her!

Please note I wasn't planning on get lucky (yet) with this girl I know, I was simply acting like TNO with his b.s.

 

[schimmel]

I don't barely post. I prefer to think of my posting habit as selective.

I'm with Ira on this one, my rare posting comes from my selectiveness on topics I'm interested in

 

[WickedLiquid]

I went to the archives and read Black Star's Christmas poem last year. It was epic, this is not. And I wasn't even mentioned in Black Star's one.

Regardless, it's still Christmas so I say thank you for doing what you do best, enterainting us, even if it is embarassing yourself.

Merry Christmas to you Ugh
now come here ya big lug.
To prove I'm not smug
I'll give you a hug.


See, that's how you rhyme, lol

 

[Green_Lantern]

This is first hand experience as to why my high school english teacher told my class not to let rhymes dictate the poem........

 

[Chris_Crime]

Rhyming Gnome with Poem was my favorite part.

And the UrbanMasque / white-noise metaphor was devilishly delicious, intended or not! Where are the white women at!?

Very good, Ugh. You totally deserve most improved. hitters gonna hit

 

[MattAY]

Ugh, you aren't BlackStar. Don't ever try to be BlackStar EVER AGAIN.


Merry Christmas.

 

[BlackStar]

Um... thanks???

The thing about Ugh is he has no shame. He's willing to do anything for a laugh, even if it's us laughing at him.

So Merry Christmas and a Happy Kwanzaa to you UghRochester.

 

[UghRochester]

Um... thanks???

The thing about Ugh is he has no shame. He's willing to do anything for a laugh, even if it's us laughing at him.

So Merry Christmas and a Happy Kwanzaa to you UghRochester.

Indeed, that's why my friends on Xbox Live wanted to make fun of my fatness. So, I took a picture of me shirtless and sent it to them.