We can just hang out this apocalypse in Flanders' bomb shelter. Well, shelter's kinda full, but it looks like we all made it. um, except Ugh. Sorry, Ugh. You get first dibs come next apocalypse.
... My only friend, the end. That's what I was thinking hopping in here, but Simpsons goes too. It's a shame nobody could go "I told you so!" if the world really ends tomorrow.
You can either have the washer and dryer where the lovely Smithers is standing Or you can trade it all in for what's in this box...
Ever heard of the apocolypse? It's supposed to be today, or tonight, or tomorrow. Whatever, it's supposed to happen now. Also, watch more Simpsons.
Well, the sky's on fire and the ocean is boiling outside here in the future. I put on shorts and a singlet, and the internet's still up so imma troll youtube comments until death. Bye guys
Whoa, there's actually a crazy-ass storm going on out side. Enough to confirm the end for those nutjobs who already believe it.