They made a porno out of WHAT!

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  1. miak757

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    Who Would watch E.T. Porn anyways...
     
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    My grandfather.
     
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    And little children mistaking ET porn for ET
     
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    And their grandfathers....that would be arkward. *sigh* Ok i will search for the E.T porn, lets just hope that curiosity didn't kill the cat...

    EDIT: I'm sad now.... :cry:
     
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    I've developed a minor crush for zombie girls ever since I saw that one in I am Legend. Something about her ratty tank top and dirty panties turned me on. Especially when shes lying on the medical table panting heavily after Nevel played "Doctor" with her.
    Sure she didn't have nice skin complexion but she did have a rockin bod for being a half dead sleeping vampire with absolutely no hair....ANYWHERE 0_0
     
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  6. napsterxxl

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    :shock: I'm just gonna pretend I didn't read that...

    Today, I googled "E.T. porn". I've been scared for life. FML.
     
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    ^Those weren't even the ones I'd been thinking of. O_O
     
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  8. Lien

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    :shock: there goes my new signature!

    And ladies and gentleman, we have found the targeted audience of this flick. I'm just surprised we didn't find another one sooner...
    But then, taking Boot's side, i did wanted to wooo Zombie jessie in Dead rising. Who wouldn't amirite?
     
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    Havn't you people ever used 4chan for 5 minutes?
    You can, quite literally, make a porno out of ANYTHING.

    Anyway..my comments on this are..
    BRB
    *browses torrent site*
    *downloads*

    So umm..anyway, yeah, my comment is that this is a sick thing. Who would want to watch a porno zombie movie?

    *finished download*
    *leaves*
     
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  10. used44

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    Porn + parodies of popular media = awesome.
    Zombies + any sort of sexuality = gross and disturbing.
     
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  11. Lien

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    Does this makes it a necrophilia flick? cause you know, with all them zombies and all...
    I'm just surprised that the game came out so recently and yet bam! they made a porno! like they need to achieve their quota or something.
     
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  12. napsterxxl

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    Weeeellll.......Valve keeps calling them "infected", so ...yeah....
     
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  13. Lien

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    "Infected" is just a politically correct term to call them. But they smell like zombies, talk like zombies, walk like zombies and eat like zombies. So they're zombies!
    Call me racist for all you care but they ain't gonna go near my kids!
     
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    :?: Is it even possible to be racist against zombies??
     
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    Yes.

    They may be a newish and..disturbing..race, but they are still a RACE.

    Saying Zombie to a..zombie, is like saying the N word to black folk. Not a very nice thing to do, and it will probably get you beaten or even killed.
     
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  16. napsterxxl

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    so what do you call them then?
     
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  18. Lien

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    Wait, hold on... So it's a necrophilia flick AND a interracial flick? Now that's premium stuff here!
     
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    That was the most beautiful zombie i ever saw
     
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    I wonder what the plot will be.

    "Why these zombies won't die? Should we shoot them in the head?"

    "No. We must penetrate them in every possible hole to defeat them!"

    I can already hear the horrible moans of the zombies. :(
     
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