So I'm bored, and when I get bored I make awful topics. Today's is on the little things that make my life more enjoyable. First, glasses. Whoever the genius is that figured out all this optical refraction crap is...thank you. Someone stole my sweet Puma eyeglasses, so I went without my weak prescription for three weeks (since it meant saving $300 due to optical insurance), I didn't think it would be a big deal, but I was plagued by migraines the whole time. My vision isn't bad, but I strain too much without them. So here's to you, Prof. Chester BiFocal. Second, bad Mexican food. Don't get me wrong, good Mexican food is good. But there is something so strangely delightful about cheap, greasy, bad Mexican food that makes it great. It may fly through me like fat kid on slip-n-slide, but those few hours we share are still good. So whoever made guacamole and green salsa...here's to you, Jose (playing the percentages).