Quatro de Julio

Anyone launching off some illegals tonight?

 

Getting smashed, so can't be around explosives.

 

Always drink responsibly. Wait no...If you drink, drink responsibly.

 

Quatro de Julio? Is that anything like the holiday the Mexicans have devoted to Mayonnaise?

 

Yes but today is the day we all celebrate everyone named Julio, like my uncle-in-law.

 

Happy Holidays!

 

Got a gallon of wine and god knows whats at my old lady's aunt house

 

The 40% chance of rain forecast missed us, so I kicked some ass on the grill. A special burger mix, assorted links, and seasoned ribs. Plus a brisket in another. Steamed corn on the cob, pasta and potato salad, and some sweet tea??! Type 2 Diabetes here I come!

the nilla banana pudding.. is going to have to wait

 

I'm having banana cake right now... That's american, right?

 

Honey, it's all American (at least for today). Bring on the Pepto-Bismol!

 

De-Ting you spelled cuatro wrong.
launching illegals? I always like to see whether something turns into piece from bottle rockets.

 

We're going to shoot Leathan back over the border?

Meanie.

 

So... it's your uncle-in-law Julio's day to celebrate buying his new Schick Quattro?.

Tell him I say congrats!

In all seriousness though, happy 4th everybody. This is my 3rd I'm out of the country for and I'm kinda sad about it because were I up there I'd be drinking with my friends and raising hell as most people my age do. So all of you have to party a little harder to make up for that. Thanks!

No, Ugh. You actually corrected his correct spelling with the wrong one. Congrats.

 

Fuck yeah?



Fuck yeah!

 

^ not Captain America. Please don't get the wrong idea about our country.

 

lol i was thinking this.

 

lol exactly. Spanish...Mexicans....illegal immigrants.....it is funny.

I just had to ninja-dodge a roman candle. It fell over in the dirt and shot straight at me and hit my step brother. WIN!

 

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