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Discussion in 'Films, TV, Music, Books, Etc.' started by danielrbischoff, Jul 23, 2012.
Fuck Frankenberry, Kill Count Chocula, Marry Capt. Crunch. If I'm going to be a homosexual for a cereal cartoon, I'm going to marry a sailor!
Fuck frankenberry - the most monstrous, thus no homo
Marry count chocula - Brown milk!!!
Kill cpt crunch - that chalky shit cuts the roof of my mouth. And the peanut butter balls taste like vomit.
Do a harder one next time, Daniel
Pit is a bit girly, I would fuck or am I suppose to write it with stars, still not used to Americans and their censoring
Kill Link because, "Excuse me princess..."
Marry Mario, that guy has a steady job as a plumber, and loads of gold coins.
Fuck Mario, more cushion for the pushin'
Marry Link, and then go on wonderful adventures with him
Kill Pit, because who??
Fuck all of them.
Marry Mario, he's always out of the house - sweet.
Fuck Link, he's the fittest out of the bunch.
Kill Pit, because he's a bit annoying.
Fuck Pitt, because he has wings and he would gently make love to me as we descend through the clouds and hurdle towards earth
Marry Link, because he seems like he would get my emotional needs in the long run.
Kill Mario, because his down A smash is fucking bullshit.
Fuck Link because from behind he looks like a chick.
Kill Pitt because...
Marry Mario because he's the only one out of the three that has a job... of some kind.
Kill Pit, for no reason
Fuck Link, because women dress up like him (Lindsey Sterling)
Marry Mario, because peach keeps having an affair and I don't think Toad is cutting it.
Marry Mario, cause he looks like a New Yorker
Fuck Link...hes a god damn twink.
Kill Pit, cause angels don't exist.
Fuck Liza Minelli, cause why not.
Marry Meryl Streep, cause shes awesome.
Kill Barbra Streisand...because she killed Kenny, the bastard.
Fuck Meryl Streep because somehow she's the most attractive of the 3.
Marry Liza Minnelli and continue to fuck Meryl Streep
Kill Barbra Streisand. Again, and again and again and again
And again, and again and again and again.