Make me laugh, peons!(Funny stuff in here Vids, jpgs, jokes)
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Lien
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hopefully, no one posted these yet...
Thank you http://www.halolz.com
Ps: The last pic is my tag in TF2, No law suit yet!
Thank you http://www.halolz.com
Ps: The last pic is my tag in TF2, No law suit yet!
Navy_Seal
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- http://gwatty.synn.co.uk/images/funny26.jpg
- http://gwatty.synn.co.uk/images/funny35.jpg
- http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTbx5syiVIH ... 219603089/
- http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_xGzCVIV ... /ess23ldvb
- http://www.flickr.com/photos/pshaante/119749083/
- http://wendyusuallywanders.wordpress.com/2008/04/08/
- http://bp2.blogger.com/_D-LZxhXlNXY/Rle ... 101011.jpg
- http://gwatty.synn.co.uk/images/funny35.jpg
- http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTbx5syiVIH ... 219603089/
- http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_xGzCVIV ... /ess23ldvb
- http://www.flickr.com/photos/pshaante/119749083/
- http://wendyusuallywanders.wordpress.com/2008/04/08/
- http://bp2.blogger.com/_D-LZxhXlNXY/Rle ... 101011.jpg
Boringman54
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I don'y know if these have been posted yet but they're pretty funny.
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/user ... 65401.html
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/user ... 65438.html
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/user ... 65405.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOvuTjyEEOY
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/user ... 65401.html
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/user ... 65438.html
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/user ... 65405.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOvuTjyEEOY
HK-47
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It has been a while since I posted something funny.
Scene from Goodfellas, has a quite a bit of the F-Word in it.
So does the entire movie. But go and watch it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twW_riHWz_4
This is just to show how crazy Tommy is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oP1NMB_I0s
Not just for what he did, but for who the other guy was.
Scene from Goodfellas, has a quite a bit of the F-Word in it.
So does the entire movie. But go and watch it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twW_riHWz_4
This is just to show how crazy Tommy is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oP1NMB_I0s
Not just for what he did, but for who the other guy was.
madster111
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tank, how many total points do i have now?
i lost track.
i lost track.
Lien
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Hmmm let me think of a joke here...
A husband comes back home. He sees his wife naked in bed trying to hide in the sheets. The husband find out what was going on. " You cheated on me! Didn't you!"
Right after he said that, he heard a noise out the window. He looked out and saw a man hanging by the tip of his finger on the ledge.
The husband, furious, gather all his mighty strength and lifted his fridge from the kitchen. He then threw it right on the face of the man. But this act was too much for his heart and died immediately right after!
In heaven, The husband saw St.Peter, patron saint of the holy gate (Arrg! I know! This is a catholic joke!). The angel ask for his life story so the husband told the story : "I came back home to saw my wife was cheatin'. I found the man out my window so i lay my vengeance upon he with my fridge thus to my heart failure."
Seeing he was honest, the angel gave him the key to the gate.
Then came in the man who was hanging from the window. When asked he told his story: "I was a simple skyscraper painter when all of a sudden I slipped and fell. On the last second, i hanged on a window. But right after, a man came out with a fridge and threw it at me!"
The painter, telling honesty also got a key.
As soon after that, another man came to the angel. He was naked, wet and cold.
"My!" Said Peter. "what is the story of your demise!"
The naked man sighted and said: "Well, I was bangin' this hot babe but i heard her husband comin'! Panicked, I ran inside the fridge."
Hehe Get it? No? Oh crap... fine take this!
quick edit: Found beter picture of Batman "The pimp"
Gimme more points!
A husband comes back home. He sees his wife naked in bed trying to hide in the sheets. The husband find out what was going on. " You cheated on me! Didn't you!"
Right after he said that, he heard a noise out the window. He looked out and saw a man hanging by the tip of his finger on the ledge.
The husband, furious, gather all his mighty strength and lifted his fridge from the kitchen. He then threw it right on the face of the man. But this act was too much for his heart and died immediately right after!
In heaven, The husband saw St.Peter, patron saint of the holy gate (Arrg! I know! This is a catholic joke!). The angel ask for his life story so the husband told the story : "I came back home to saw my wife was cheatin'. I found the man out my window so i lay my vengeance upon he with my fridge thus to my heart failure."
Seeing he was honest, the angel gave him the key to the gate.
Then came in the man who was hanging from the window. When asked he told his story: "I was a simple skyscraper painter when all of a sudden I slipped and fell. On the last second, i hanged on a window. But right after, a man came out with a fridge and threw it at me!"
The painter, telling honesty also got a key.
As soon after that, another man came to the angel. He was naked, wet and cold.
"My!" Said Peter. "what is the story of your demise!"
The naked man sighted and said: "Well, I was bangin' this hot babe but i heard her husband comin'! Panicked, I ran inside the fridge."
Hehe Get it? No? Oh crap... fine take this!
quick edit: Found beter picture of Batman "The pimp"
Gimme more points!
thetank
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Lien, you suck at telling jokes. It goes like this:
Two men are waiting at the gates of heaven and strike up a conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man, "how does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly but found her alone watching television. I ran around the house looking for her lover but could find no one. As I ran up the stairs to the attic, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
Nevertheless, 40 points for Batman.
Two men are waiting at the gates of heaven and strike up a conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man, "how does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly but found her alone watching television. I ran around the house looking for her lover but could find no one. As I ran up the stairs to the attic, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
Nevertheless, 40 points for Batman.
Boringman54
Rookie
That is so true. I've watched every episode and they are all hilarious. Oh, and thanks for the points.thetank said:
Here's a picture now:
MikeyVassallo
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[quote="thetank"
Stal, 90 points.[/quote]
I'm not doing this for your worthless points anymore. Especially since you have bad taste in, well, everything.
Refrain from score my posts and I'll continue to let this topic thrive with my frivolity.
Stal, 90 points.[/quote]
I'm not doing this for your worthless points anymore. Especially since you have bad taste in, well, everything.
Refrain from score my posts and I'll continue to let this topic thrive with my frivolity.
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