I'm fat...im stopping in to see if anyone...

[UrbanMasque]

might I just say Katie, as long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit

Im impressed you manage to put a tv and xbox in the kitchen

...ooohhhh....ssshhhhhh!!!ttttt

 

[UghRochester]

I was going to make a topic about this, but I feel it's best to post in this thread. Ladies, Gentlemen, and Longo, I haven't been on here for a while. Here's the story

My mom and step-dad's family are moving to a town farther away from where I work. Even though I already pay for gas, paying gas to get back and forth from their new home isn't worth it. So, I had to make a choice. Either move with the family to their new home and quit their job or go living at my dad's temporarily until I find my own apartment. Needless to say, I'm living at my dad's apartment. It sucks bad. He has no cable or internet. The only socializing I do is post on Facebook with my cell phone. If I had my smart phone I would be using that to post her. It's not too bad though, I have my collection of video games to satisfy my entertainment. Also, I can use McDonald's Wi-fi (which I'm using now) to post.

 

[MattAY]

Dude, better choice. Getting your own apartment is awesome for the first time - as long as you have steady income. Find the apartment and get settled down, then you'll realise you made the right choice.

 

[UghRochester]

I already have a strategy. I'm applying at apartment building where your rent is based upon your income. This way I could have some spending money. I also know I work at a fast food restaurant where I can get free food, but that food will make me SUPER FAT. So, I'll apply for food stamps, because I'll admit I'm poor white trash.

 

[used44]

Get a second job?

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Get a roommate?

 

[De-Ting]

Get a second job?

At Taco Bell?

 

[MattAY]

Isnt there a warehouse job or something that would pay more? Plus, you may not have to work nights

 

[WickedLiquid]

Get a roommate?

This. Preferably someone you know but not personally enough to make things awkward if he can't pay rent.

 

[danielrbischoff]

Get a roommate?

This. Preferably someone you know but not personally enough to make things awkward if he can't pay rent.

 

[Wes]

First of all

I also know I work at a fast food restaurant where I can get free food, but that food will make me SUPER FAT.

I wasn 't aware Mickey D employees get free food. Why are all the employees at mine super cuite asian girls? :?

Second, I also agree with getting a room mate and Wicked's advice. If you don't know anyone looking for a room mate then you'll have to look on Craig's List or your local paper. Are you currently in college/university? If yes you could always try putting up a posting at your school saying you're looking for a room mate. But if you're bringing in a stranger make sure you set up some ground rules right from the start. And get a feel for the guy/girl. If he looks like a psycho tell him you've got other people who need to see the place and you'll let him know...

And always ask for first and last month's rent.

 

[De-Ting]

super cuite

Quoi?

 

[MattAY]

I wasn 't aware Mickey D employees get free food. Why are all the employees at mine super cuite asian girls? :?

Erm.....Wes?....


where do you live?....I kinda....like.....super cute asian girls........

TELL ME NOW!!!

 

[tinymhg]

The British Weeaboo wants a cute Asian girlfriend who can get him free Mickey D’s food. :lloyd:

 

[MattAY]

^ Hey, like you would say no! I hate fast food anyway, unless it's an emergency - just the cute asian for now thanks :lol:

 

[WickedLiquid]

When dealing with Asian girls always remember to ask them where they were on 9/11. If they say they were too young to remember just back away, slowly, then run.

 

[MattAY]

Errr, I think the absolute priority is to look for signs of a ladyboy first!

 

[WickedLiquid]

That would be pretty embarrassing if my girl friend had smaller tits than me, I'd actually feel better for it if it WAS a guy.

 

[tinymhg]

^ Hey, like you would say no! I hate fast food anyway, unless it's an emergency - just the cute asian for now thanks :lol:

Your right except I’m a Redneck Anglophile, and I like fast food, but cute Asian girls are the best.

 

[MattAY]

:toast:

That would be pretty embarrassing if my girl friend had smaller tits than me, I'd actually feel better for it if it WAS a guy.

...wait, what?