How Much/How Many

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  1. schimmel

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    It's finally here! The thread that will answer all of life's weird questions and riddles through intense discussion! Ask a question and we'll slowly answer it.

    To start things off:
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
     
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  2. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    The simple answer is that he would chuck all he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    But that brings us to the question: what do we need to supply the woodchuck with to turn "could" into "can"?
     
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    Some sort of chucker to chuck wood with.

    I have one:

    If a thread sucks, do you post in it to say? Or leave it alone? ;)
     
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  4. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    I look at it as a challenge to inject life or humor into said sucky thread.
     
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  5. BigZell2020

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    No, you dont.

    edit- Dammit, I did.
     
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  6. LinksOcarina

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    How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

    My guess, 20.
     
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    Depends how big your tongue is, or if you have one.

    But I would say at least 35
     
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    Exactly, but you're not just licking, you're also sucking as well. If you were just licking, I say approximately 50 licks.

    What is the mystery flavor of Dum Dum lolipops?
     
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  9. Lien

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    It's a mixture of two flavor depending of the bag it's in.

    If a tree fall in the forest but no one is there, will it make a sound? If yes, of what? a fart?
     
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    Pfft if a fat girl falls in the woods does the trees laugh?
     
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    ^ No, earthquake. So the trees die.

    How many armless people does it take to screw in a ligtbulb?
     
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  12. Rakon

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    4. Trust me on that one.
     
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    How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
     
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    664.

    They have to be small ones and very smart, though.
     
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  15. MattAY

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    I imagine them to work together in swarms like in cartoons.
     
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  16. Peanutkiller

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    How long does it take for your socks to fall of if you stand on your head?
     
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  17. Trippysmurf

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    That depends on if you have your toes pointed up or down.
     
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  18. Peanutkiller

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    And how many peas would you need to shoot an elephant to death?
     
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  19. madster111

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    Depends on the size of the peas.

    As a general rule, upwards of 50,000.
     
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  20. MattAY

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    Aim them all in its mouth, and eventually he'll get too full and choke on them!
     
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