How Much/How Many

It's finally here! The thread that will answer all of life's weird questions and riddles through intense discussion! Ask a question and we'll slowly answer it.

To start things off:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

The simple answer is that he would chuck all he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

But that brings us to the question: what do we need to supply the woodchuck with to turn "could" into "can"?

 

I look at it as a challenge to inject life or humor into said sucky thread.

 

No, you dont.

edit- Dammit, I did.

 

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

My guess, 20.

 

Depends how big your tongue is, or if you have one.

But I would say at least 35

 

Exactly, but you're not just licking, you're also sucking as well. If you were just licking, I say approximately 50 licks.

What is the mystery flavor of Dum Dum lolipops?

 

It's a mixture of two flavor depending of the bag it's in.

If a tree fall in the forest but no one is there, will it make a sound? If yes, of what? a fart?

 

Pfft if a fat girl falls in the woods does the trees laugh?

 

4. Trust me on that one.

 

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

664.

They have to be small ones and very smart, though.

 

How long does it take for your socks to fall of if you stand on your head?

 

That depends on if you have your toes pointed up or down.

 

And how many peas would you need to shoot an elephant to death?

 

Depends on the size of the peas.

As a general rule, upwards of 50,000.