How Much/How Many

schimmel

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It's finally here! The thread that will answer all of life's weird questions and riddles through intense discussion! Ask a question and we'll slowly answer it.

To start things off:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
 
The simple answer is that he would chuck all he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

But that brings us to the question: what do we need to supply the woodchuck with to turn "could" into "can"?
 
Some sort of chucker to chuck wood with.

I have one:

If a thread sucks, do you post in it to say? Or leave it alone? ;)
 
Rakon said:
Depends how big your tongue is, or if you have one.
Exactly, but you're not just licking, you're also sucking as well. If you were just licking, I say approximately 50 licks.

What is the mystery flavor of Dum Dum lolipops?
 
UghRochester said:
What is the mystery flavor of Dum Dum lolipops?
It's a mixture of two flavor depending of the bag it's in.

If a tree fall in the forest but no one is there, will it make a sound? If yes, of what? a fart?
 
^ No, earthquake. So the trees die.

How many armless people does it take to screw in a ligtbulb?
 

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