How Much/How Many

[schimmel]

It's finally here! The thread that will answer all of life's weird questions and riddles through intense discussion! Ask a question and we'll slowly answer it.

To start things off:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Bretimus_v2]

The simple answer is that he would chuck all he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

But that brings us to the question: what do we need to supply the woodchuck with to turn "could" into "can"?

 

[MattAY]

Some sort of chucker to chuck wood with.

I have one:

If a thread sucks, do you post in it to say? Or leave it alone?

 

[Bretimus_v2]

I look at it as a challenge to inject life or humor into said sucky thread.

 

[BigZell2020]

If a thread sucks, do you post in it to say?

No, you dont.

edit- Dammit, I did.

 

[LinksOcarina]

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

My guess, 20.

 

[Rakon]

Depends how big your tongue is, or if you have one.

But I would say at least 35

 

[UghRochester]

Depends how big your tongue is, or if you have one.

Exactly, but you're not just licking, you're also sucking as well. If you were just licking, I say approximately 50 licks.

What is the mystery flavor of Dum Dum lolipops?

 

[Lien]

What is the mystery flavor of Dum Dum lolipops?

It's a mixture of two flavor depending of the bag it's in.

If a tree fall in the forest but no one is there, will it make a sound? If yes, of what? a fart?

 

[kingg5]

Pfft if a fat girl falls in the woods does the trees laugh?

 

[MattAY]

^ No, earthquake. So the trees die.

How many armless people does it take to screw in a ligtbulb?

 

[Rakon]

4. Trust me on that one.

 

[CroSSGunS]

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

[madster111]

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

664.

They have to be small ones and very smart, though.

 

[MattAY]

I imagine them to work together in swarms like in cartoons.

 

[Peanutkiller]

How long does it take for your socks to fall of if you stand on your head?

 

[Trippysmurf]

That depends on if you have your toes pointed up or down.

 

[Peanutkiller]

And how many peas would you need to shoot an elephant to death?

 

[madster111]

And how many peas would you need to shoot an elephant to death?

Depends on the size of the peas.

As a general rule, upwards of 50,000.

 

[MattAY]

Aim them all in its mouth, and eventually he'll get too full and choke on them!