LOL, there's no way any of us are topping Wicked's gift. Well played sir.
Dude, happy birthday. You're probably the one user who got me to actually participate in this community as much as I do. If I lived in Alaska, we would totally go dog sledding together and people look at us and go "do you think they're like totally gay together?" and I would look at them from the front (because you'll be driving the sled, I don't know how to fucking drive a dog sled) and I would just nod. But then I'd say "wait, what did you say?"
And then they'd be like "you're gay." and I'd be like ".... oh yeah, totally, used is really cool. If you knew him you'd be gay for him too.
So anyways, I've got a bromance for you, like I love you man. Let's just hang out and play rush songs in your man-gloo (because they don't have man caves in alaska).
Wow! Embarrassing!