Hey, no big deal.

[UghRochester]

I'm a Drunken Master when I should still be a Soaring Phoenix.

 

[MattAY]

Take Jackie Chan whilst you can! I wish I was still him, rather than a stupid fucking bird.

 

[cyberjim2000]

A bird on fire because as we all know that fire makes stuff ten times better... even Asian gir- oh wait.

 

[MattAY]

Haha flawed!

I'm on about my crane though! A phoenix is cool, but no Jackie Chan still.

 

[UghRochester]

C'mon, you all know a Crane is cooler than a phoenix

 

[WickedLiquid]

We al know the coolest is a cartoon shark smoking a cigar and talking like an Italian Mafioso.