Holy crap, Longo. I LOVE Backstroke of the West. Fantastic find!
I saw Star Wars: The Force Awakens last night, and I thought it was bloody incredible. It was an amazing film, my favourite film of 2015 (followed by Mad Max: Fury Road). Since this thread contains spoilers, so will my post!
As a Star Wars fanatic (cough, fan) this post will be long. Buckle up.
SPOILER WARNING, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. MOTHERF-
My theories of the film were completely incorrect, which doesn't surprise me at all actually. Marvel/Disney did a good job throwing people like me off. In the most recent Star Wars comics by Marvel, which bridges the gaps of the original trilogy, it's revealed that Han Solo had a dark skinned wife. Many, myself included, speculated that Finn (the stormtrooper played by John Boyega) was Han Solo's son. This made people think "So is Finn a Jedi?" since he was in possession of Anakin/Luke's old blue bladed lightsaber, but that leads us to another question... Han isn't Force sensitive, and his apparent former wife doesn't seem to be?
But when it was revealed that one of the film's main villains, the Dark sider Kylo Ren, was Han and Leia's son Ben? Holy. Shit. The audience in the theater actually gasped at this. I didn't see that coming at all.
One thing that I was right on, was that they were trying to throw us off on Rey's true identity, her potential so to speak. In the trailers and in promotional material, while Rey is heavily featured, it's Finn with the lightsaber, it's Finn who reluctantly faces off against Kylo... but in reality, it's actually Rey who is Force sensitive, and evidently she is extremely powerful in the Force. She also has crazy visions when she sees Anakin's/Luke's lightsaber for the first time. Could this mean that Rey is actually Rey Skywalker?
I loved it that Luke was barely featured in the film and was only shown at the very end, for not even two minutes. That was perfection.
I couldn't believe what happened to Han... I can't believe that he was killed. To be honest, I felt they were setting something up, when Han gave Chewbacca the detonator for the explosives. Then when Han confronted Kylo (Ben) on that really narrow bridge with no rails, and a massive hole beneath them? "I've got a bad feeling about this." My partner cried, my friends cried, I nearly did too. I knew someone in this film was going to die... at first I thought it was going to be Leia (way before the film came out), then during the film I thought it was going to be Chewbacca.
It's interesting that this new trilogy will most likely end up in Rey and Kylo battling each other, in a Light versus Dark fashion. Who knows? The reason I suggest this is because in the expanded universe, Han and Leia have three children, one of which (Jacen Solo) falls to the Dark side and becomes a Sith Lord. Han/Leia's daughter, Jaina Solo, ends up having to fight him and ends up killing him. I think the writers of the new films have taken elements from the expanded universe, e.g. the grand children of Darth Vader end up fighting... that is, if my theory is correct about Rey (her being Luke's daughter).
Anyway. I'm going way off. I loved the film. I loved most of the writing, the acting, the special effects, the music and the pacing. It was amazing. There are a few small gripes...
-Captain Phasma was over hyped. She was described to be a complete bad arse. Indeed, she is ruthless on camera but she doesn't get much screen time and she seriously didn't do much.
-The First Order confuses me. I understand it's a remnant of the Empire, but why is there a "resistance" when there is a New Republic? Why didn't the New Republic stop the First Order earlier on? It's amazing how the First Order has grown so much over thirty years, to the point where they have a planet sized Death Star.
-Han Solo died. Okay, this isn't a bad thing (well it is) but in my opinion, it was excellent story telling, and no doubt Harrison Ford himself would have absolutely loved this.
Long story short, this is the best Star Wars film I've ever seen and my favourite film of 2015. 4.5 out of 5.