OKAY, HERE WE GO! I decided to limit my list to my five favorite characters, heroes or villains.
5. THE FLASH
I fucking love the Flash for so many reasons. He's among the most kindhearted, loving people in the DC Universe, and plus he's just fucking awesome. He simply wants to see the world be a better place, and whether it's on the job or as a hero, that's what he cares about.
Plus, he's really fucking awesome.
HONORARY MENTION: BETA RAY BILL
I feel I need to mention Beta Ray Bill, just because he's so ridiculously fun that I can't ignore him.
He's basically a horse alien that has the power of Thor. Except he was already almost as powerful as Thor, so he's even MORE powerful. In fact, he ranks in the top five most powerful beings in Marvel, excluding abstracts.
FUCK YEAH, BETA RAY BILL!
4. BOOSTER GOLD!
The thing that I love most about Booster Gold is that he isn't a hero at first, he's a fuck up. He starts out as a fuck up, he continues to fuck up, and then everyone realizes he's a fuck up. And THEN he becomes a hero so important that if he tells anyone about it he will likely die. Oh, and then his best friend dies and he keeps on trucking.
Oh, and first he shoots Batman
And then Batman becomes his new friend.
This fuck up became friends with Batman. Think about that.
3. AQUAMAN!
Anyone who makes fun of Aquaman clearly has never read a comic and only seen stuff based of the Super Friends. These people are idiots and should have their dicks bitten off by piranhas.
Speaking of which, Aquaman had his arm bitten off by piranhas and had it replaced with a fucking HARPOON GUN.
Oh, and he's king of the goddamn sea. So you know, that's pretty fucking important.
Fucking Aquaman.
2. SPIDER-MAN!
Truth be told, Spider-Man sort of deserves to be my number 1 because he is the greatest hero ever. Ever. Fucking ever. Both Superman and Batman look like silly things for children when compared to Spider-Man, who is not only insanely well started but is still amazing. I mean, what else do I have to say about Spider-Man? He's perfect in how bad everything is for him, and yet he never quits.
Also, he's funny.
And finally, my number 1. You should all know, it's
DOCTOR DOOM!
I love Doctor Doom, because he is the perfect villain. He is immensely powerful, he is almost noble in his goals to the point where it is hard to disagree with him, and despite everything he has humanities best interests in mind. I've showed
these two massive images before, but it goes well beyond that.
He's just flat out awesome.
Did I stretch the screen? Maybe. Maybe stretched it with AWESOME!
Now then, I suggest everyone does exactly the same as me. But really, if you find any fun/funny comic panels for your favorite characters, I highly encourage you post them. Make this thread amazing.