How many golfers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fore!
What's a golfer's favorite lunch?
A sand wedge.
A golfer walks into a club. He promptly fires his deadbeat caddy.
A golfer asks his friends to come with him on a long drive. How many of them would go?
1 wood.
I'd never be a golfer. I hear they get sliced, shanked, go through rough patches, get stuck in ditches, eventually lose their balls, and several strokes later, they all end up in the hole.