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My local butcher has started putting his finest cuts of beef on the top shelf in his shop...

The steaks have never been higher.
 
I ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbours'.

Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered
 
StudioTan said:
Have you ever noticed that Ireland is just one sea away from Iceland?

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it's an ocean tho.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me.
 
Ok I'll try again:

Cannabis smoking mathematicians do not celebrate 4/20. Instead, they celebrate 1/5 because they reduce fractions!
 
How many golfers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fore!

What's a golfer's favorite lunch?
A sand wedge.

A golfer walks into a club. He promptly fires his deadbeat caddy.

A golfer asks his friends to come with him on a long drive. How many of them would go?
1 wood.

I'd never be a golfer. I hear they get sliced, shanked, go through rough patches, get stuck in ditches, eventually lose their balls, and several strokes later, they all end up in the hole.
 
Golfing puns? GO ON THEN!

A guy was playing a round of golf with his girlfriend.
He went one down on her.
 

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