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  1. StudioTan

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    Mountains are not funny; they are hill areas.
     
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    I took a trip last fall. Now I'm on disability leave.
     
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    Never play poker in the jungle. Too many cheetahs.
     
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    I went to a zoo once, it only had one dog - It was a shitzu.
     
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    My local butcher has started putting his finest cuts of beef on the top shelf in his shop...

    The steaks have never been higher.
     
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    I met a girl online. When my friend asked me where she's from I wasn't sure so I said Alaska.
     
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    What is Bigfoot's favorite method of exercise?

    Sasquats!
     
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    Why didn't the moldy kiwi care for the other fruit?

    He felt they weren't cultured enough.
     
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    Why didn't the skeleton go to the school prom?

    Because he had no body to go with. :(
     
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    I ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbours'.

    Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered
     
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    What type of computer does an emo use?

    Cutting edge technology.
     
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    Have you ever noticed that Ireland is just one sea away from Iceland?
     
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    [​IMG]

    it's an ocean tho.

    Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me.
     
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    Not a fan of puns, I c.
     
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    It's geographically incorrect!
     
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    Ok I'll try again:

    Cannabis smoking mathematicians do not celebrate 4/20. Instead, they celebrate 1/5 because they reduce fractions!
     
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    How many golfers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Fore!

    What's a golfer's favorite lunch?
    A sand wedge.

    A golfer walks into a club. He promptly fires his deadbeat caddy.

    A golfer asks his friends to come with him on a long drive. How many of them would go?
    1 wood.

    I'd never be a golfer. I hear they get sliced, shanked, go through rough patches, get stuck in ditches, eventually lose their balls, and several strokes later, they all end up in the hole.
     
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    Golfing puns? GO ON THEN!

    A guy was playing a round of golf with his girlfriend.
    He went one down on her.
     
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    Why did the golfer eat a bagel for breakfast?
    Because there's a hole in one.
     
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