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Discussion in 'Films, TV, Music, Books, Etc.' started by StudioTan, Jan 21, 2017.
Mountains are not funny; they are hill areas.
I took a trip last fall. Now I'm on disability leave.
Never play poker in the jungle. Too many cheetahs.
I went to a zoo once, it only had one dog - It was a shitzu.
My local butcher has started putting his finest cuts of beef on the top shelf in his shop...
The steaks have never been higher.
I met a girl online. When my friend asked me where she's from I wasn't sure so I said Alaska.
What is Bigfoot's favorite method of exercise?
Why didn't the moldy kiwi care for the other fruit?
He felt they weren't cultured enough.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the school prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
I ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbours'.
Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered
What type of computer does an emo use?
Cutting edge technology.
Have you ever noticed that Ireland is just one sea away from Iceland?
it's an ocean tho.
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me.
Not a fan of puns, I c.
It's geographically incorrect!
Ok I'll try again:
Cannabis smoking mathematicians do not celebrate 4/20. Instead, they celebrate 1/5 because they reduce fractions!
How many golfers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What's a golfer's favorite lunch?
A sand wedge.
A golfer walks into a club. He promptly fires his deadbeat caddy.
A golfer asks his friends to come with him on a long drive. How many of them would go?
I'd never be a golfer. I hear they get sliced, shanked, go through rough patches, get stuck in ditches, eventually lose their balls, and several strokes later, they all end up in the hole.
Golfing puns? GO ON THEN!
A guy was playing a round of golf with his girlfriend.
He went one down on her.
Why did the golfer eat a bagel for breakfast?
Because there's a hole in one.