A very merry unbirthday...

[De-Ting]

...to everybody, except...

Tomorrow.

Let's celebrate with a tea party.

And cake that is completely safe to eat. Honest.

 

[danielrbischoff]

Ugh's birthday tomorrow? There is bound to be a lot of wild sex....


somewhere in the world.... I mean, it's a big world.

Happy Birthday Ugh!

 

[WickedLiquid]

Ugh; a misunderstood genius or a misunderstood genius?

Happy Birthday Buddy. I tried to rent out the McDonalds play place but your boss said he couldn't allow us to drink. Then I asked if we could just have the party out back by the dumpster but he explained how the rats already have it reserved for a bar mitzvah.

Long story short, I bought you a whopper. But I got hungry... so I got you nothing... it's the thought that counts right?

Happy Birthday

 

[Paradox]

Happy birthday, you fancy bastard. You must celebrate by finally watching the Avenger movies you haven't seen yet.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Enjoy your birthday. You're the man, man.

 

[used44]

Enjoy your birthday! Have at least one hilarious, embarrassing story for us. You're a special, weird part of this place and you're an incredibly good sport. So thanks for always making us laugh.

Cheers!

 

[UrbanMasque]

Happy Bday Ugh!

i drugged her, that cute look is stuck on her face, but she is still conscious. Hurry, she'll be able to flex her vocal cords and scream in a few hours.

have fun!

 

[Lien]

Thank you for warning me of ugh's birthday in advance, i got time to hide in my shelter before the ladies will go nuts over him and end civilization as we know it...

Happy birthday!

 

[MattAY]

Happy Birthday Ugh!

Got this chick...just for you:

.....Have fun! she's a strong one!

...Ok OK!...Here

.......I'll be back in approx. 4 minutes 34 seconds guys.

 

[cyberjim2000]

Happy Birthday, Ugh. So skype tells me you're 21. I got you the 20's life starter kit:

I resized that image for you so it doesn't stretch the page
-WL

 

[Longo_2_guns]

I remember my 21st birthday...

That's a shame. Learn from my mistakes! Drink until you black out!

 

[Gunner37]

Happy birthday man, have a shot for me.

 

[Affen]

They can't bust you from underage drinking anymore huh? Good for you.

Have a happy birthday!

I got you a new place to stay

A real handymans dream. The picture doesn't give it much justice, it looks better irl. I swear.

 

[LinksOcarina]

Dude...don't go nuts on the drinking. But definitely have a shot of Jager.

 

[Green_Lantern]

Dude...don't go nuts on the drinking. But definitely have a shot of Jager.

Don't stop at just the Jager shot....Go all the way with a Jager Bomb or 5!

 

[danielrbischoff]

Where the hell is Ugh? How come he hasn't posted in his own birthday thread?

 

[Lien]

Where the hell is Ugh? How come he hasn't posted in his own birthday thread?

You asking why a man isn't here when it's his 21th birthday? I think you already answered your question.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

...glug glug...

 

[danielrbischoff]

But he's posted on the forums today! I feel like we threw a party for someone and they didn't show up!

 

[WickedLiquid]

It's my fault. WHY DID I HAVE TO EAT THE WHOPPER???