I just had a great weekend. It was bank holiday for us (which means Mondays off work). I went to a house party in a town called Reading. Got rather merry, but not ill. Great people, great food. Lots of fun. Headed out in the town afterwards - lovely! I wake up the next morning in a bed all alone (the usual), I look in my pocket and find the following: 3 dead wasps A toothpick A receipt for Â£40 worth of drinks An unused condom still in its packet I thought for a minute and just uttered, "that party was AWESOME!" Which brings me to all of you - what was your best party ever? In college? At your Dad's house? Explain in detail! (apart from you Mod-Chip).