Chris it's about God damn time you got your ass back here.
As an American living in Canada I will say that Ontario is WAAAAAAAAY more safer than NYC. As if any of you would actually think that CANADA would be more dangerous than New York.
Now I'll be honest, I lived in Queens, I didn't roll with any gangsters but I knew a lot of people who had guns. Up here, only one person I know here has a gun, and he's a hunter. I asked him if it was for protection and he laughed. I mean Canadians like to think they're better than the USA, ugh, believe me, apparently being patriotic in Canada is a bunch of pretentious white people making fun of America.
I was already pre-programmed by Michael Moore to assume Canada was some magical place where everyone heads flapped up and down..... no wait, that's Terrance and Philip.
But I gotta say, people aren't scared of each other up here.
And it just feels, well, safe.
But we can group this argument into two categories.
First you've got Batman
Batman is a vigilante, fights for truth and justice. But he doesn't carry a gun, he also doesn't kill people....
Then you've got Iron Man
This guy uses all kinds of guns and weapons. And I'm pretty sure he's killed a few people However he's also a good guy and protects the innocent.
Oh, but don't forget Wolverine
The guy's a Canadian and he's more violent and savage than the two of them put together.
While we're at it, let's also throw in Power Girl
Holy crap those are some massive titties...
Wait, what the hell was I talking about again????