Sure you COULD vote for Next Gen...

Discussion in 'Films, TV, Music, Books, Etc.' started by WickedLiquid, Feb 27, 2012.

  1. WickedLiquid

    WickedLiquid Regular

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    But Toronto-sauraus Rex is the underdog! THE UNDERDOG PEOPLE!

    So give Rakon and I a shot at glory. Do it for Tiny Tim. Do it for Zoidberg. Do it for the Sega Dreamcast. Do it for all the red shirts out there. Do it for the little Ewok who died in Return of the Jedi. Do it for that movie you like but everyone else dislikes.Do it for the children who need to believe that there is hope for the little guy!

    ALSO, if you vote for my team I'll grant you special access to Covert Ops. All the Hummingbird Porn you could ask for!!!!

    Access will be granted December 3rd, 2053

    Right now Toronto-sauraus Rex is losing but YOU could be the one to make a dream come true for all the Asian women out there stored in Matt's basement. Don't think of it as supporting Canada, think of it as saving a handicapped child from a burning building in Iraq.

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    It's not too late to be a hero.

    You think those big guns are going to be there for you in 2053? Ha! One controls the forum, the other controls the game! Don't be a slave!! FIGHT THE POWER!
     
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  2. danielrbischoff

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    But remember, a vote for Toronto isn't a vote for asian women in Matt's basement. United Kingdomians don't even have basements... they have loos. Do you know what goes on in loos? WickedLiquid does.....

    Have a seat over there Wicked. We'd like to ask you about these loos you've seen.
     
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  3. WickedLiquid

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    Must... reject... Dan's... mind control...

    *unlocks thread*
     
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  4. danielrbischoff

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    What? I didn't lock it. Who locked it? Don't lock these threads!
     
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  5. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    You're writing checks you can't cash, Wicked. And the only reason to fight the power is when the power is not aligned with you. In this case we know that much like Amaterasu, we are only as powerful as GR's belief in us. Believe in us...and you will get all the wolf/brush/pervy sprite awesomeness that you deserve.
     
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  6. WickedLiquid

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    Not only does Dan keep locking the thread, but look what is going on in Covert Ops!


    please note, quotes have been altered to add dramatic effect
     
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  7. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    Fixed to include the truth. The guy is crazy...and he has split personality syndrome. So he's always talking to himself. He's quite verbally abusive.

    The Longo part need not be changed that parts true.
     
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  8. WickedLiquid

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    Urban, Sticky, Lantern, Nick, Gunner: vote for Toronto Pronto and you'll be like... like... something that rhymes with Pronto.

    Damnit Rakon, where are you? What rhymes with Pronto?
     
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  9. Sightless

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    You make very compelling arguments. More, please.
     
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    Vote Longo_2_guns for write in candidate!

    Because if you don't, I'll ban you and edit your post anyway!

    SUPREME EXECUTIVE POWER!
     
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  11. danielrbischoff

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    I love how Longo's hummingbird porn remains unedited, because that's how it really happens in Covert Ops
     
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    A vote for Torontosaurus-Rex is a vote for...

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    An Asian girl!!! And who doesn't love a pretty Asian?
     
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  13. Green_Lantern

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    MattAY did it first
     
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  14. HK-47

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    Can I vote again?
     
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  15. WickedLiquid

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    It's called a 3some!
     
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    whoa whoa whoa, you guys should just stick to what you can handle. Here, offer everyone this babe and you'll receive ALL the damn votes!

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    Look at that tongue action! Fuck yes.
     
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