If Next Gen wins the GRumble (56K cause we're next gen)

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  1. danielrbischoff

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    Then everyone will get free sex slaves (because I've taken Longo away from MattAY and I don't need him (except on thursdays since that's slave appreciation day).

    What? Sex slaves aren't your thing? Well Bretimus_v2 has plenty of dirty diapers and sharing consoles with little children!

    C'mon, we have all the basis covered, and honestly, Canada? are you fucking serious? that's bull shit. Even candians shouldn't vote for Toronto because holy fucking christ Toronto is like the Portlandia of Canada where people don't work, collectin' the taxes that should be PAID TO THE REAL CANADA government, and HAVE FREE HEALTH CARE even though they don't unlock their doors!

    haven't you seen that? Michael Moore is just walking into the front doors of people in Canada. Do you want him walking into your house while you're masterbating to tons and tons of football porn? NO!

    A vote for Next Gen is a vote to keep Michael Moore in Canada, also dirty diapers and Longo sex.
     
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  2. Longo_2_guns

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    Oh please, like I'm not already everyone's sex slave when they need it.

    You're going to have to do better than that. Though I still voted for you, because if the Canadians win we all lose.
     
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  3. BlackStar

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    This never would've happened if Chris and I were a team. It would've been us VS Modgasim, BELIEVE!

    Now I have no choice but to vote for team Toronto.
     
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  4. danielrbischoff

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    What, not enough GIFs BlackStar? Here:
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  5. BlackStar

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    ITT we post awesome things.

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    Dan, your post is confusing and now I don't know what to do. I don't like confusing posts.

    Guess I gotta vote for Canadian diaper Longo sex..?
     
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  7. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    No, in a more coherent argument. The majority of this forum is filled with Americans. America, fuck yeah!

    And for you Canadians who still need to vote. Remember that time I totally went to Canada. I bet you we met. I crossed the border at Niagra and went to the Hard Rock. I still have some of you money, you know. I could give it back. But only if you vote for me.

    Thanks.
     
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  8. danielrbischoff

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    These are the words of a crazy man with three kids who's spent his few moments of sanity for the month trying to earn your vote!
     
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  9. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    ...wins one singles match and he thinks he runs this...actually, he does. And he does it well.
     
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  10. Sightless

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    Give us back our money and we won't invade you. These are our terms. We will accept no more, and no less.

    (Fuck Toronto, but for completely different reasons than the ones you mentioned! Also, I'm waiting until tonight to vote.)
     
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  11. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    Okay I have 4 ducks, a moose, 5 beavers, 3 bears and 8 leaves. They're yours.
     
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  12. danielrbischoff

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    Here's a coin with a women on it. A WOMAN! What is this lady? Some kind of queen?! BWAHAHA--

    oh, she's a queen? OK, here's the canada money.
     
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  13. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    Isn't she coming up on 60 years on the throne? MattAY, come help us Yankees figure this out.
     
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    THOSE AREN'T JUST ANY LEAVES! They're maple leaves, thank you very much, from perfectly respectable maple trees. And you know what? You'd never even be able to figure out how to tap that if your life depended on it.

    I have no idea where the ducks came from. You can keep those. Or if you acquired another, I could trade you five ducks for a set of hockey sticks.

    Also, don't you have a couple of ships? I don't believe that you got away with five beavers without at least one ship. Preposterous.
     
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    That's all I needed to hear.
     
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  17. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    Not the first time a girl has uttered those words to me. :(
     
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  18. Sightless

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    :(





    Don't think you're getting a pity vote.

    :(
     
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    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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